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Man applies to go on Australian Ninja Warrior, after managing to avoid all the food delivery riders on Darlinghurst Rd
URBAN NINJA: In a stunning display of agility, balance and sharp reflexes, a Sydney pedestrian has defied all odds by not getting hit by a food delivery rider last night. The impressive feat happened at around 7.15pm on Darlinghurst Road...
Man who relies on work for social activity, relieved his colleagues are being forced back into the office
WORKMATES: A Sydney man with no friends outside of his job is celebrating his employer's return to the office policy. "Finally, someone to talk to face to face!" says Geoff Tanner, whose social life consists entirely of forced small talk...
Colleagues in same colour blazers use the ‘coincidence’ as flimsy excuse to post a selfie
TWINNING: A pair of Sydney office workers are once again digging deep for reasons to post photos of themselves to Instagram. The colleagues both wore red blazers to work, claiming it was a coincidence. "Suddenly they got up from their...
Man uses Bondi Local Loop to find flatmate who could maybe one day also be his girlfriend
DESPERATE TIMES, DESPERATE MEASURES: A local man is taking advantage of Sydney's rental crisis by renting out his spare room, in a last ditch bid to find a girlfriend. Mark Kennedy posted an ad on Bondi Local Loop asking for...
Matteo restaurant now requiring all waiters to complete a photography course
I'LL HAVE THE SNAPPER THANKS: One of Sydney's most popular restaurants has begun putting all its waitstaff through an intensive three week photography course. "It's not optional," says Bryce Farthing, the manager of Matteo in Double Bay. "Taking high quality...
Man who found out painting costs $155k, briefly acting like he can still afford it
HIGH ROLLER: A Sydney man visiting an upmarket art gallery today tried to pretend a painting worth $155,000 is not out of his reach. Lyle Stubbs was looking at the abstract red painting when he called over a gallery assistant...
Sydney man in Bali complaining about how many Sydney people are in Bali right now
PEAK SEASON: A local man says his holiday to the Indonesian tourist hot spot Bali is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from down under. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Steve Robson. "They all come here to experience...
Mother spends $45k on son’s b’day party, in desperate bid to make up for her own non-existent social life
TIME TO SHINE: A Rose Bay woman is accused of hijacking her own 4 year old son's birthday, as a thinly veiled excuse to gain credibility among her local community. Irene Hudson pulled out all stops, hosting an extravagant $45,000...
Bondi woman still basing her entire personality on going to Coachella six years ago
FORMER GLORY: While Jasmine Turner couldn't get to Coachella this year, she's been posting a steady stream of throwback photos from her time there six years ago. "It was such a life changing experience for me," the PR account executive...
Local stoner dies of starvation after grocery delivery service Milkrun shuts down
TRAGIC COLLAPSE: The sudden closure of popular delivery company Milkrun has led to unexpected tragedy. Tributes are flowing in for Bondi stoner Jean-Marc Hume, who reportedly endured days without any food or drink after trying and failing to place orders...
