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Influencer To Donate $100 To Flood Victims, For Every 1k New Instagram Followers She Receives
HERE TO HELP: A Sydney influencer is attempting to raise money for Queensland flood victims in exchange for new Instagram followers. Amber Forster says she was struck by the intensity of the floods crisis while watching a TV news update...
“I Can’t Believe A Litre Of Petrol Now Costs $2!” Says Man Who Often Pays $200 For A Litre Of Vodka
PAIN AT THE BOWSER: A Point Piper trust fund recipient is today taking aim at fuel wholesalers and retailers, accusing them of price gouging as tensions rise in Europe. "How is a single litre of petrol worth $2!? asks Michael...
#BREAKING: Someone Managed To Find A Parking Spot At Bondi Beach
SHOULD'VE GOT AN UBER: A Bankstown man says he's been left "dumbfounded" today after finding parking at Bondi Beach. "We'd been circling all the car parks and Bondi's back streets for over an hour," says Noah Peters. "Then all of...
Telstra Technician Tells Customer He’ll Arrive ‘Sometime Between March And June’
TIMELY SERVICE: Telstra technician Jason Branson has given himself a four month window to arrive at a client's home to install a modem. Mother of two Monica Dale ordered the modem three weeks ago and last night was finally notified...
Scott Morrison Hires ‘The Tinder Swindler’ For Advice On How To Appeal To Women
WHAT WOMEN WANT: Australia's Prime Minister has engaged the services of ‘The Tinder Swindler’ Simon Leviev to help tap into the female psyche ahead of the federal election. "You just have to tell them what they want to hear,” says...
People Who Write ‘U’ Instead Of ‘You’ Save 8 Minutes A Year: Report
SHORT CUT: It may seem like a minimal change, but writing 'u' instead of 'you' could save you big-time. Well, 8 minutes every year to be exact. That's the finding of a new report by the Time Management Association. It...
Bucks Party Group Chat Falls Silent After Someone Asks ‘Who’s Bringing The Molly?’
STAND OFF: A once thriving WhatsApp bucks party group chat has suddenly fallen quiet. Less than two weeks from the planned party, the group chat has stalled after someone asked 'who's bringing the Molly'? "It's the million dollar question," says...
PM Launches Helpline For People Who Share Their Wordle Results On Social Media
INTERVENTION: The popular online puzzle game Wordle is capturing the attention of Australia's Prime Minister. Scott Morrison is today expressing 'grave concern' for people who share their Wordle results to social media. "I have no problem with those who play...
SUPERMARKET FOOD SHORTAGE: Artisan Bread Enthusiast Forced To Settle For Abbott’s Sourdough Rye
ULTIMATE SACRIFICE: A local artisan bread devotee has felt first-hand the devastating impact of staff shortages which continue to disrupt food supplies to major supermarkets. "I've read news stories about supply chain issues affecting some grocery items, but I never...
Friends Strike Agreement To Always Like Each Other’s Instagram Posts, Even If They’re Lame
QUID PRO QUO: After weeks of negotiation, Julie Duleil and Simone Dias have come to an in principle agreement to always like each other's instagram posts. "It's nice to know I can post absolute garbage and still get some level...
