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NSW Police Now Raising Revenue By Searching Cars For Loose Change
NSW police say driver safety is the main reason for a new initiative to seize loose change from cars. “Coins are a safety hazard because car drivers and passengers often bend over to pick them up, sometimes while the car...
Covid Crackdown: Gladys Berejiklian Announces New Year’s Eve Kissing Ban
The NSW Premier has announced a landmark kissing ban for New Year's Eve. "We know it's a particularly popular night of the year to be kissing people, but we need to be vigilant," says Gladys Berejiklian. "Given the direct exchange...
#Breaking: Someone Posted A Status Update Saying ‘It’s Been A Tough Year’
A local Facebook user has shared an insightful status update declaring: '2020: a tough year for everyone.' In what might come as a shock for some people, Henry Tanner's caption detailed the "harsh impacts of Covid felt globally." The rant...
‘He Saw My Instagram Story, But Didn’t React To It;’ Local Woman Shares Her Heartbreaking Story
HEARTLESS: Melbourne’s Annabelle Stoyles was excited about a burgeoning relationship with a man she met two weeks ago. Until today. “He saw my instagram story, but he didn’t react to it, or leave a comment,” she told DBT in an...
Pete Evans Now Delivering Dangerous Conspiracy Theories Via Mass Letterbox Drop
Pete Evans is making swift moves to restore his public image after Facebook shut down his page for spreading false information about Covid-19. In a real estate agent style letter box drop, Evans is using his push bike to deliver...
Northern Beaches Man Panic Buying Weed In Preparation For Lockdown
An Avalon man is busy texting multiple marijuana dealers in and around Sydney's Northern Beaches today, in a desperate bid to secure a personal supply for lockdown. "I've messaged about 6 local dealers this morning," says Bryce Porter. "So far...
Local ‘Fitness Coach’ Completes Seamless Transition Into ‘Life Coach’
Jack Bedoya has made the next brave step in his career, announcing today he's completed the transition from 'fitness coach' to 'life coach.' "To be honest, I was helping so many of my fitness clients with various facets of their...
Trump Hires Private Investigator To Find Out What His Friends Are Doing On NYE
With only two weeks until the end of the year, Donald Trump's New Years Eve plans remain unclear. "I haven't been invited anywhere," the outgoing US President admitted to DBT. "I asked my friend Mitch McConnell what he's doing, but...
Health Department Recommends People Who Say ‘Youse’ Be Vaccinated Last
With a Covid vaccine now on the horizon, federal health authorities say essential workers, the immunocompromised, and the elderly should be among those getting vaccinated first. Now attention is turning to who should be vaccinated last. "We believe people who...
“I Promise I Have Covid,” Says Ellen, Looking For Excuse To Stop Producing Her Crappy Show
US talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres says she's contracted Covid-19, forcing a halt in production of her show. "It's such a shame," she tweeted overnight. "Ratings for Ellen are so high at the moment, but I'm left with no choice....
