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Man Proposing ‘Amalfi Beach Club’ At Bondi Gets Rejected By Doorman At Ravesis
The man behind a controversial push to set up an Italian-style beach club on Bondi Beach has been dramatically denied entry into Ravesis. Janek Gazecki was turned away from the Campbell Parade hotel just after midday today, as he tried...
Double Bay Man Buys R.M. Williams After Spending One Night At Bowral Airbnb
A local man has purchased a pair of R.M Williams after spending one night at a family wedding in the Southern Highlands town of Bowral. "I loved it down there," says Daniel Mason. "I've never lived on a farm before,...
Elon Musk Predicts Tweeting About Crypto Will Get Him Attention For “At Least Another 18 Months”
The world's second richest person says he'll continue tweeting about Cryptocurrencies for "at least another eighteen months." "There's still a bit of upside left in the crypto market," says Elon Musk. "But soon I'll have to start tweeting about other...
Local Pet Owner Accused Of Prioritising Her Dog’s Instagram Account, Over The Actual Dog
A Sydney woman is accused of neglecting her 2 year old Boston Terrier in favour of the dog's Instagram account. It's alleged Alexandra Weir is dressing up her dog, Bobbie, in elaborate costumes, taking copious amounts of photos and then...
Fears About New A ‘White Power’ Symbol: Putting Ski Racks On Car Months Before Snow Season
Police are expressing grave concern about the use of a new symbol of white supremacy, found to be especially common in Sydney's east. "An alarming number of drivers have been mounting ski racks since mid-April, even though ski season doesn't...
Local Man Rejected For Job As Advertising Creative Because He’s Not A Hipster
A promising Sydney copywriter has been denied a role at a Surry Hills advertising agency for not having a beard. Gary Brullen says executives at the agency told him to consider re-applying at a later stage. "They liked my portfolio,"...
Cheating Claims: Microsoft Founder Files For Divorce After Catching Wife Using Apple Device
The 27 year marriage between Bill and Melinda Gates has come to an end today, amid claims of cheating. In a statement, Bill Gates - the Microsoft founder - says he caught his wife "red-handed" using an Apple iPad. "We...
Sydney Man Trying To Quit Cigarettes Enjoying The Smokey Conditions
Sydneysiders have woken up to another smoke filled day, as hazard reduction burns continue. But there may be an upside. One Sydney former smoker claims now is an excellent time to quit. "I haven't had a cigarette in two weeks,"...
New Mum Selecting Baby’s Name Based On What’s Available On Instagram Without Underscore
New mother Linsdey Gabrielson is choosing her son's name based on its availability on Instagram. "Originally we had our heart set on the name Jack, but a search of Instagram showed @JackGabrielson was taken," she says. The new mother says...
Man’s Entire ‘Business’ Revealed As Just Him Posting Selfie Videos To Social Media
A Sydney man is accused of posting excessive selfie photos and videos under the guise of running a ‘marketing business.’ Mark Henson started his 'business' in August last year, but the exact nature of his work remains unclear. “I'm exploring...
