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Misleading & deceptive: Bondi Junction man claiming to live in ‘Bondi’
IMPOSTER: It’s the one question Jye Coulman always loves being asked: "Where do you live?" His answer always comes quickly and enthusiastically: "I live in Bondi." But an investigation by DBT has revealed the 29 year old actually lives more...
Friend With Man Bun Spends Entire Dinner Talking About How He Knows A Better Restaurant
SO SYDNEY: A night out to catch up with friends over dinner last night somehow morphed into a brutal forum of petty one-upmanship. Mark Casen and his girlfriend invited his old friend Daniel Hodge on a double date to Mimi's...
QATAR BEER BAN: Sober England Fan Finally Realises That Watching Soccer Is ‘Very Fucking Boring’
SOBER TRUTH: It's taken a 5-thousand kilometre trip to Qatar for one English soccer fanatic to discover the shocking truth about the game he loves. "It's actually really fucking boring to watch, unless you're very pissed," admits Simon Millard who...
Network TEN To Host Daily 11am Press Conference On Who Is Leaving The Project
MEDIA OBSESSION: As media interest in hosting changes at The Project continues to grow, Network TEN has announced it'll host a daily press conference on the topic. "As of Tuesday at 8pm, we have three new cases of hosts quitting...
Man Completes Transition Into His 40’s By Falling Asleep On The Couch & Waking Up With Tennis Elbow
CAUGHT NAPPING: An impromptu sleep at home on the couch has ended in serious injury for one Sydney man. Yesterday afternoon Gary Dragoon was rushed to hospital, after falling asleep in a strange position and waking up unable to move...
Crypto Crash Forces Bitcoin Heavyweight Back To His Old Job Selling Real Estate And MDMA
ALL TIME LOW: Continuing heavy falls in crypto prices has led one Sydney man back to his previous employment as a real estate agent. "I'm also selling MDMA as a side hustle." Nathan Bloom told DBT. "It's a great time...
Crossing The Road To Avoid Small Talk With Acquaintances, Can Save You Up To 2 Days A Year: Report
THE GREAT ESCAPE: A landmark new report has shed light on the significant time savings available to those willing to avoid friends and acquaintances on the street. "Often I see people I know walking toward me on the same footpath,...
Waverley Council Launch Crisis Helpline For Drivers Who Fail To Find Parking At Bondi Beach
ROAD RAGE: Waverley council says it noticed a spike in road rage incidents around Bondi today, as virtually every muppet in Sydney headed to the beach. "That's why we've launched a new crisis helpline, to support those who've spent hours...
#BREAKING: Woman Casually Holding Bag Of Poo Like It’s No Big Deal
Park goers are this evening watching on in horror, as a dog owner casually holds a bag full of dog shit. "I'm feeling uncomfortable with how long she's been holding it for," says one witness. "She's been waving it around...
People Who Text; ‘I’ll Be There In 5 Mins’ Arrive On Average 1.5 Hours Later: Report
NOT SATIRE: It's among the most commonly used phrases in the English language, but its real meaning remains shrouded in mystery. The term 'I'll be there in 5 mins' has rapidly gained popularity as time pressed mobile users text friends...
