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Sydney Fboy partying in Ibiza starter pack: All the essential items
PEAK SEASON: With the European summer travel season now well underway, DBT has produced this handy starter pack for all Fboy's traveling to the Spanish Island of Ibiza. The number one must-have item is a fruity flavoured vape for regular...
NOSE BEERS: Dry July having zero impact on bathroom queues at Sydney pubs & clubs
LONG LINES: Restroom queues at Sydney venues were reportedly as long as usual last night, despite it being the first weekend of Dry July. Pub and club owners say they were anticipating a reduction in toilet queuing, with thousands of...
Man hides from colleague so he doesn’t have to say hi to him for the 4th time today
TAKE COVER: A Sydney office worker has gone to extreme lengths to avoid having to greet his co-worker for the fourth time in a single day. "He's a good guy and everything, but it just gets awkward after a few...
Local woman uses friend’s wedding as tasteless excuse to post flattering photo of herself
WEDDING CRASHER: A Sydney woman is being accused of hijacking her friend's wedding yesterday, purely as an excuse to post flattering photos of herself on instagram. In one photo, Rena Peters strikes a model pose, with the bridal party and...
PM announces new helpline for people who missed out on tickets to see Taylor Swift
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN: It's been a harrowing week for the millions of people who tried and failed to secure tickets to see pop sensation Taylor Swift in concert. "That's why the federal government is stepping in to help,"...
“You going away this winter?” asks friend, only so he can talk about his own upcoming Euro trip
ONE-UPMANSHIP: A local man has asked his friend a question as a thinly veiled excuse to start talking about himself. "Are you going away this winter?" Ned Garcia asked his friend Mark Lee. "I might just go to the Blue...
#BREAKING: Gladys Berejiklian’s ex-boyfriend announced as a cast member of Fboy Island
LIMBRO: Well-known for his behind the scenes influence on NSW politics, disgraced MP Daryl Maguire is set to emerge as a leading man on the next season of FBoy Island. "With a background in political wheeling and dealing, we think...
HOWZIT BRU: Man maintains thick South African accent, despite coming to Australia as a baby, in 1978
JUST NOW: A 46 year old Sydney man has miraculously maintained his South African accent, despite only living overseas briefly as a baby. Gavin Michaels came to Australia from Cape Town when he was only one year old, and he's...
Vaucluse woman hires Medibank computer hackers to help her secure tickets to see Taylor Swift
PULLING A SWIFTIE: Fed up with missing out on sold-out concerts and exorbitantly priced resale tickets, one Vaucluse woman is taking drastic action to see Taylor Swift. Shelley Conroy has employed the group of hackers behind the Medibank data breach...
Double Bay man buys North Face puffer jacket to help him brave cooler climates at the movies
ADVENTURE MAN: A local man who normally watches movies at home is tonight stepping out of his comfort zone. Before bravely stepping into the heavily air conditioned Event Cinemas at Bondi Junction, Ben Watkins visited the North Face store within...
