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NSW Police Commissioner Wants Face Masks Banned Due To ‘Security Concerns’
The NSW Wales Police Commissioner says he's "deeply concerned" about the rapid take up of face masks to reduce the spread of Covid-19. "I understand, there are potential health benefits, but the masks also trigger very real security concerns," says...
Crossroads Hotel Offering Influencers Free Drinks As Venue Reopens
It was the scene of a large Coronavirus outbreak, but influencers are being lured to the Crossroads Hotel as the venue reopens after a deep clean. Yesterday the popular bar in south western Sydney hosted free drinks for influencers with...
Premier Announces Music Festivals Can Resume With Strict Bans On Dancing, Singing & Mingling
The struggling music festival industry has been given a much needed lifeline by the NSW government. The Premier has today announced that festivals can resume after being put on hold earlier in the year because of the Coronavirus pandemic. "We...
NSW Introverts Applaud New Ban On Dancing, Singing & Mingling At Events
Introverts are expressing relief about new social distancing measures introduced today by the NSW government. "We applaud the ban on dancing, singing and mingling at events," says local introvert Gavin Edwards. "They are all very high risk activities." Gavin Edwards...
#BREAKING: Queen Announces Coronavirus Has Claimed The Life Of Ghislaine Maxwell
British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly died while being treated for Coronavirus in a New York hospital. A photo of Ms Maxwell in hospital was released a short time ago by Buckingham Palace. "The Royal Family offers Ms Maxwell's family...
“Daniel Andrews Is Doing An Excellent Job,” Says China’s President
China's President has jumped to the defence of embattled Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews. "Mr Andrews is doing an excellent job," says Xi Jinping through an interpreter. "China's Communist party commends him for his measured and timely response to Covid-19." The...
China Calls For Independent Investigation Into Jetstar Health Screening Bungle
China has made a submission to the World Health Organisation, calling for an independent investigation into Jetstar's Covid-19 screening bungle. A planeload of passengers from Melbourne was allowed to disembark at Sydney Airport on Tuesday night without undergoing health screening...
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Become A World Famous Rapper
The US President has shocked the world announcing his intention to become a famous rapper. "Think Eminem meets 50c," wrote Donald Trump on Twitter. "I'm going to be bigger than Kanye West." Political analysts say the President's declaration is an...
Queen Spotted Visiting Ghislaine Maxwell’s Prison With Suspicious Looking Rope
Queen Elizabeth has been photographed visiting the USA prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is being held after her arrest by the FBI on Thursday. The DBT photographer who took the photo overheard the Queen asking a prison guard which jail cell...
Victoria’s Premier Announces Limit On Hotel Quarantine Orgies To A Maximum Of 5 People
As questions mount over the effectiveness of Victoria’s hotel quarantine procedures, the state’s premier has announced new measures aimed at slowing the spread of Covid-19. “Today I’m announcing that hotel quarantine group sex will be limited to no more that...
