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No Name Aussie Politician Rides Bandwagon By Congratulating The US Democrats On Twitter
Greens leader Adam Bandt has joined the thousands of politicians around the world offering their congratulations to the US Democrats on their inauguration. "The swearing in of the Biden administration represents a triumph of hope over fear. Congratulations @KamalaHarris and...
Trump’s Removalists Seen Taking Tanning Bed Out Of White House
With only hours to go before Donald Trump and his wife officially leave the White House, furniture removalists were spotted with one of his prize possessions. "This is Trump's personal tanning bed," one of the removalists told DBT. "He used...
Tennis Australia Gives Players In Hotel Quarantine ‘Wii Tennis’ For Training Purposes
Aussie tennis ace Bernard Tomic says his Australian Open training schedule is 'almost back on track' after being given a Nintendo console with Wii Tennis on it. "Officials from Tennis Australia gave me the console early this morning and I've already...
Full-Time ‘Instagram Model’ Quits To Become Regular Instagram User
Sydney's instagram elite are grappling with the shock resignation of one of their own. Kirsten Rawley has announced to her 114,000 Instagram followers (865 organic) that she's stepping down from her role as 'instagram model' and 'influencer.' "It's been a...
Bored Woman Posts Photo Of Drink To Leave Impression She’s Having Fun
A Sydney woman has taken to Instagram while waiting alone for her friends to arrive at the Watsons Bay Hotel. Jen Bradford snapped a photo of her champagne, then posted it with the caption; “Out having fun with my ladieees."...
Donald Trump Adds Pete Evans As Friend On MySpace
Former celebrity chef Pete Evans says he's "overwhelmed and excited" after the outgoing US President added him as a friend on MySpace. Alongside Donald Trump's friend request, came a message which Evans shared exclusively with DBT. "Hi Pete, the world...
#BREAKING: Trump Offers To Go To Jail, If He Can Have His Twitter Account Back
The US President is today desperately trying to have his Twitter account reactivated. A short time ago he told a White House press conference that he's looking to strike a deal between US lawmakers and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. "I've...
Donald Trump To Star In New Reality TV Show; ‘I Just Want To Be A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here’
Outgoing US President Donald Trump is to feature in a new reality TV show. US commercial TV station CBS has begun production of 'I Just Want To Be A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here.' The show will air in Australia...
Jake Angeli Now Offering MasterClass On Attention Seeking
The shirtless man with horns and face paint from yesterday's Capitol riots has released a new MasterClass on how to seek attention. In his 15 minute video tutorial, Jake Angeli shares his insights on how to get in the news...
It’s Easier To Wander Into The US Congress Than To Get Into The Sheaf On A Wednesday Night: Report
Researchers investigating today's brutal riots in Washington D.C have concluded that security is tighter at The Golden Sheaf Hotel in Double Bay on a Wednesday night. "This is a big wake up call for security working to protect US politicians,"...
