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COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Man who lost his lucrative job as Woolworths CEO, spotted shopping in Aldi
FALL FROM GRACE: In a stunning twist of fate, the outgoing CEO of Australia's largest supermarket chain has been seen shopping at discount competitor Aldi. Departing Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci was photographed browsing the fruit and veg section at Aldi's...
Eastern suburbs man goes for drive in heavy rain to help try justify Range Rover purchase
WET WEATHER BANDIT: A sudden storm and continued rain in Sydney’s east this afternoon is proving no obstacle for Peter Simons. The Double Bay man has embarked on a daring mission, driving his $200,000 Range Rover through waters rising up...
Man completes transition into his 40’s by spending hours while away on vacation perusing property listings
LUXE LISTINGS: There are growing concerns for a 42 year old Sydney man who has seemingly lost the ability to relax and have fun while on holidays. Like his parents used to do when he was a child, Greg Arnaud...
“I don’t need a special day to show my love for you,” says man who makes zero effort ever
DATE NIGHT: A local man has once again reaffirmed his lacklustre approach toward romance, and his strong opposition to Valentine's Day. "It's all just marketing rubbish," Max Weiner tells his wife every year. "I would never show love for you...
“OMG that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever written to me,” says woman after reading husband’s Valentine’s Day card, generated by Chat GPT
LOVE LANGUAGE: A local man says his marriage has been strengthened by a Valentine's Day card, written by artificial intelligence. "I used ChatGPT to write the card because I was really in need of some fresh content," says Lyle Tanner. "We've...
Man ‘so humbled’ to win award at work, he wrote a 200 word LinkedIn post about it
HUMBLE BRAG: A LinkedIn user has posted a photo of himself winning an award at a work event, alongside 200 words about how good he is. Paul Barouche won the 'Best Client Experience' award at the Australian Mortgage Brokers Industry...
#BREAKING: Kourtney Kardashian forced to have dinner in Cronulla, as everything in the eastern suburbs was too expensive
DOWN SOUTH: Kourtney Kardashian's Sydney visit has gone off the rails after she was forced to travel almost an hour south in search of a reasonably priced meal for herself and her family. Known for her extravagant lifestyle and lavish...
Bondi Beach outdoor gym now rejecting anyone with more than 5% body fat
LEAN & MEAN: Bondi Beach outdoor gym is no longer freely accessible to all members of the public, under new rules announced today by the local council. Before gaining entry, gym goers will be subject to a skinfold caliper test...
Men on MAFS yet to understand they need to rank their partner 1st in the photo challenge, regardless of how hot they are
PHOTO CHALLENGED: Men on MAFS are still struggling to comprehend a fundamental rule of the show's photo task, in which the cast are asked to rank other cast members of the opposite sex, in order of physical attractiveness. "After ten...
Bondi Icebergs now allowing in pets, as long as they’re wearing a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt
VIP (VERY IMPORTANT PET): One of Sydney's premier bar and dining venues is taking its first tentative steps toward becoming pet friendly. "We're now proudly welcoming furry friends into our bar area, but only if they adhere to a strict...
