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Victorian Premier Drops North Face Sponsorship After Accepting New Deal From Kathmandu
As Victoria ends its second day of a planned 5-day lockdown, the state's Premier has announced a new sponsorship deal. “Kathmandu is a well-known outdoor and camping equipment retail brand,” says Daniel Andrews. “I’m excited to have their support during...
Darlinghurst Man Wipes 6 Seconds Off Morning Run After Switching To Skintight Lycra Bodysuit
A local man has smashed his personal best time for his morning run by wearing a skin tight lycra body suit. "I've only ever worn this type of thing while out clubbing," Jamie Curtis joked. "I love it." The media...
Melbourne Man Who Forgot To Make Valentine’s Day Reservations Relieved About Lockdown
A Melbourne man is breathing a sigh of relief after the Victorian Premier yesterday announced a five-day lockdown to halt the spread of the highly infectious UK variant. "It's actually great news because I had completely forgotten to make any...
Bondi Man Buys North Face Puffer Vest Ahead Of Weekend Trip To Blue Mountains
A Sydney man has splashed out $375 on a vest made by popular adventure clothing brand The North Face. “I need it for a trip to the Blue Mountains, it gets pretty cold there, even in summer" Michael Bruce told...
Eastern Suburbs Cafe Begins Selling Lines Of Coffee Powder
Coffee culture has taken a potentially dangerous step closer to illicit drug use, as a Bondi cafe begins selling lines of coffee. "We are combining two of Sydney's favourite activities into one fun and energising experience," says Jimmy Dillon, the...
Chemist Warehouse Launches Face Mask Promotion Ahead Of Valentines Day
Australia's largest pharmacy chain Chemist Warehouse is offering two face masks for the price of one, for the next seven days in the lead up to Valentines Day. "Valentines Day is a loving and physically affectionate time," says Chemist Warehouse...
Internet Porn Site PornHub Introduce New ‘Best Of Bridgerton’ Category
Upon first glance, the wildly successful 8-part Netflix drama Bridgerton appears to be a high-brow period drama from the early 1800's. But the show - set in London's Regency era - took many viewers by surprise with its raunchy sex...
Folau’s First Photoshoot For The Dragons, To Help Sell ‘Make The Dragons Great Again’ Hats
The St George Illawarra Dragons are gearing up for the release of new merchandise, featuring Israel Folau. "Our 'Make The Dragons Great Again' hats will be available widely soon for just $29.95," says St George Illawarra CEO Mark Miles. The...
St George Illawarra Dragons Announce Margaret Court As New Club CEO
The St George Illawarra Rugby League club has today announced that controversial Australia tennis legend Margaret Court will replace Ryan Webb as the club's CEO. "I've long been a Dragon's fan," says Court. "Now I'm looking forward to playing a...
Confectionary Maker Allen’s To Stop Producing Teeth Lollies “As They’re Offensive To Souths Fans”
Australian confectionary brand Allen's has today announced that from next month it will stop producing Teeth lollies. "We are doing this out of respect to Souths Rugby League fans, who have among the highest rates of dental decay in the...
