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“Take me to the resort where White Lotus was filmed, or we are done!” says local woman to her boyfriend of three weeks

ULTIMATUM: A local woman has been applying some heavy pressure on her new boyfriend today, after the pair watched the first few episodes of The White Lotus.

Even though they’ve only been an item for three weeks, she’s demanding a trip to the lavish resort in Thailand where the series was filmed.

“OMG that resort looks amazing, take me there now!” Renee Connelly told her new beau Jake Belford-Leveton, leaving no room for negotiation.

“We never do anything fun!” she said.

“The only resort you’ve ever taken me to is Bannisters at Mollymook for fucks sake.”

Jake Belford-Leveton admits he was caught off guard by the whirlwind demand, but has been frantically scouring flight deals in a desperate bid to salvage the budding romance.

“I’ll do almost anything to avoid having to go back on the dating apps,” he says.

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