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Local Fund Manager Now Wearing R.M. Williams To Appeal To Former Private School Students
CASH GRAB: Julian Houghton spends his time meeting with institutional and private investors from the top end of town. He spruiks the performance of his funds, moving between city skyscrapers while proudly wearing a pair of boots designed for the...
Woolworths Now Offering Afterpay For Lettuce Purchases
RELIEF AT THE CHECKOUT: With lettuce prices showing no sign of abating, Woolworths has taken the unprecedented step of offering Afterpay for an individual grocery item. "Retail lettuce prices seem locked in at around $10 a head, at least for...
Old Friendship Now Consists Solely Of Tagging Each Other In Memes
Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they haven't spoken in six years. Old mates Harry Rollo and Phil Shoebridge say their friendship now consists entirely of tagging each other in memes on Facebook...
Local Woman Selling Her Clothes On FB Marketplace Purely For The Modelling Experience
BIG BREAK: A Sydney woman is taking the next brave step in her fledgling modelling career. Lucy London has updated her Instagram bio to 'Fashion Model' after listing some of her clothes on Facebook Marketplace. "I can't believe it's finally...
Fragile Marriage Restored After Husband Writes Glowing Tribute To Wife.. And Posts It On Facebook
GETTING GRIEF: Ron Ferver has survived yet another potentially marriage crippling argument with his wife Melissa. It’s understood their 3 hour screaming match finally came to an end last night when Ron agreed to post a loving tribute to his...
TOKEN GESTURE: PM Releases ‘Gender Swap’ Photo In Last-Ditch Bid To Appeal To Trans Voters
SEX APPEAL: One week from the federal election, the Prime Minister is attempting to reach out to transgender and non-binary voters. Scott Morrison released a Snapchat ‘Gender Swap’ photo on his Twitter account this afternoon, showing himself as both a...