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Local Fund Manager Now Wearing R.M. Williams To Appeal To Former Private School Students

CASH GRAB: Julian Houghton spends his time meeting with institutional and private investors from the top end of town. He spruiks the performance of his funds, moving between city skyscrapers while proudly wearing a pair of boots designed for the...
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Abortion Banned In Parts Of USA, So Children Can Live Long Enough To Be Shot Dead At High School

FULL STORY: Almost half of all US states are set to either ban or severely restrict abortion in the US, after the supreme court overturned the national right to terminations. "It's important to protect the rights of unborn Americans," says...
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Woolworths Now Offering Afterpay For Lettuce Purchases

RELIEF AT THE CHECKOUT: With lettuce prices showing no sign of abating, Woolworths has taken the unprecedented step of offering Afterpay for an individual grocery item. "Retail lettuce prices seem locked in at around $10 a head, at least for...
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Old Friendship Now Consists Solely Of Tagging Each Other In Memes

Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they haven't spoken in six years. Old mates Harry Rollo and Phil Shoebridge say their friendship now consists entirely of tagging each other in memes on Facebook...
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Local Woman Selling Her Clothes On FB Marketplace Purely For The Modelling Experience

BIG BREAK: A Sydney woman is taking the next brave step in her fledgling modelling career. Lucy London has updated her Instagram bio to 'Fashion Model' after listing some of her clothes on Facebook Marketplace. "I can't believe it's finally...
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Fragile Marriage Restored After Husband Writes Glowing Tribute To Wife.. And Posts It On Facebook

GETTING GRIEF: Ron Ferver has survived yet another potentially marriage crippling argument with his wife Melissa. It’s understood their 3 hour screaming match finally came to an end last night when Ron agreed to post a loving tribute to his...
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TOKEN GESTURE: PM Releases ‘Gender Swap’ Photo In Last-Ditch Bid To Appeal To Trans Voters

SEX APPEAL: One week from the federal election, the Prime Minister is attempting to reach out to transgender and non-binary voters. Scott Morrison released a Snapchat ‘Gender Swap’ photo on his Twitter account this afternoon, showing himself as both a...
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#BREAKING: Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Forced Him To Watch MAFS

DISTURBING CLAIMS: Johnny Depp's defamation case against his ex-wife Amber Heard has taken a dramatic turn after new bombshell allegations were raised in court. Depp has claimed Ms Heard forced him to watch the Australian version of reality TV show...
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Prime Minister Extends Mandatory Isolation Period For People With Covid To 14 Days

ELECTION TACTICS: As the second week of the election campaign comes to a close, the Prime Minister has announced tough new covid isolation rules. "All Australians infected with the virus will now have to isolate for 14 days, up from...
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HEADLINE ACT: PM Attempts To Woo Voters At Bluesfest With His Ukulele

POLITICIAN FEST: The Prime Minister has attempted to one-up his rival by making an appearance on stage during the final night of the Byron Bay Bluesfest music festival. While last night Anthony Albanese welcomed Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes to...
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