Analysis
“Call me anytime, I’m here for you” says man with phone on silent and 89 missed calls at 1pm
CAUGHT NAPPING: A local man is under fire today for being uncontactable as his friend tried calling him 89 times, and sending 15 text messages within the space of one hour. Miles Manning was in deep sleep and blissfully unaware...
SIDE HUSTLE: Prine Harry now offering personalised video messages on Cameo for $10
BLANKET COVERAGE: Three days before the release of Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare,' the former Royal has made a surprise appearance on the celebrity video website Cameo. The Duke of Sussex is now offering personalised video messages for just $10 a...
Social media influencers now outnumber regular social media users: Report
SATURATION POINT: A new report has delivered a dire outlook for the future of social media influencers. "Of the 2 billion active Instagram and Tik Tok users, 1.1 billion of them now list their primary occupation as 'influencer,'" says Brae...
Netflix introduce new viewing category: ‘Easy to follow while on your phone the whole time’
SECOND SCREEN: Global streaming giant Netflix has introduced a new category for viewers who often look at their phones while watching TV. "This is a fast growing audience segment," says Netflix programming boss Felix Schuster. "Most viewers have the TV...
Woman completes transition into her 30’s by straining a neck muscle while reverse parking
STICKING HER NECK OUT: A Sydney woman has been forced to abandon a trip to Rose Bay shops this morning, after straining a neck muscle while trying to reverse park. "It cramped up and became extremely painful," Valerie Hall told DBT....
Ronaldo forced to stand on Portugal team bus, as all the seats were already taken
LAST MAN STANDING: The world's most famous soccer player has been humbled yet again today. Faced with a shortage of seats on Portugal's team bus to training, Cristiano Ronaldo was left with no option but to stand for the entire...
Ronaldo overlooked for selection in friendly 5 v 5 football game at Rushcutters Bay Park
DOWN & OUT: Things are going from bad to worse for the world's most famous football player. Cristiano Ronaldo has been knocked back for a friendly game of 5 on 5 at Rushcutters Bay Park in Sydney's east. "Sorry mate,...
Crossing The Road To Avoid Small Talk With Acquaintances, Can Save You Up To 2 Days A Year: Report
THE GREAT ESCAPE: A landmark new report has shed light on the significant time savings available to those willing to avoid friends and acquaintances on the street. "Often I see people I know walking toward me on the same footpath,...
WARNING: Boomer On The Loose, Attempting Small Talk With Strangers About The Rain
GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid a retiree who is allegedly walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the rain. "The woman is described as friendly, with brown hair and probably around 60 years old," says...
Facebook Changes Name Of ‘People You May Know’ Section To: ‘People You’re Trying To Avoid’
NO GO ZONE: Eagle-eyed social media users have noticed a small change to their Facebook interface. Overnight Facebook has changed the name of its ‘People you may know’ section to ‘People you’re trying to avoid.’ “We think the name change...
