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Corona Wins Sponsorship Of Latest Virus Outbreak In Biggest Advertising Deal Of All Time
The popular saying 'all publicity is good publicity' is being embraced by the Mexican brewer which makes the popular Corona beer brand. Grupo Modelo has signed a $4.6 billion deal with the World Health Organisation for exclusive naming rights of...
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Launch GoFundMe Page
Less than four days after announcing they're stepping back from senior roles in the Royal family, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have launched a GoFundMe page. "It's just a short term initiative," says Prince Harry. "We just need some funds...
35 Year Old Father Of One Decides To Move Out Of Grandmother’s House
A 35 year old man has made the brave decision to stop living with his grandmother. The man known as 'Harry' told relatives he will still honour his family members but will no longer live near them. "I want to...
#BREAKING: PM Denies Links Between The Bushfires And The Sydney Smoke Haze
Already under severe pressure from the bushfire crisis, the Prime Minister is attempting to deflect mounting pressure from Sydney's lingering smoke haze. In an interview this morning, Scott Morrison claimed the bushfires and the smoke haze are not "necessarily linked."...
Scott Morrison’s Visit To Rural Fire Service Centre Cut Short As Air Conditioning Breaks Down
Scott Morrison has braved sweltering conditions at the Hawkesbury RFS control centre, as he thanked the state's firefighters. The centre's air conditioning system broke down just minutes into the PM's visit. "It's getting very hot in here," he told the...
Israel Folau To Donate Full Amount Of Legal Settlement To Father’s Church
Sacked Wallabies player Israel Folau says he'll be donating the full value of his legal settlement with Rugby Australia to his father's church. "I'm giving back to the Lord." Folau told reporters today. "I'll be putting a cheque on the...
‘Theirs No Problem With Our Educashion Standards’ Claim Australian School Students
Australian students are defending their poor results in global tests, after failing for the first time to exceed the OECD average in maths. "Yeah I know MAFS," says one student. "It's one of my favorite reality TV shows. Love Island...
Woolworths’ 350 Person HR Department Not Big Enough To Ensure Correct Staff Payments
Woolworths has announced a planned increase to its human resources department following revelations that almost 6000 of the company's staff have been underpaid. "Obviously our 350-person HR department here at Woolworths HQ has dropped the ball," says Woolies CEO Mike...
Nation Which Invented Rugby Now Appears To Finally Know How To Play The Game
The nation which invented Rugby in 1823 has finally shown that it may actually know how to play the game at this year's World Cup in Japan. On Saturday, the English Rugby team is making an unlikely appearance in the...
Fitness First Adds Toilet Bowls To Treadmills For Poo Joggers Who Prefer Training Indoors
Gym chain Fitness First has announced its trialing toilet bowls next to treadmills in a bid to appeal to growing numbers of poo joggers. "Not all poo joggers want to train outside," says Fitness First CEO Tim Casey. "So we're...
