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“I Promise I Have Covid,” Says Ellen, Looking For Excuse To Stop Producing Her Crappy Show
US talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres says she's contracted Covid-19, forcing a halt in production of her show. "It's such a shame," she tweeted overnight. "Ratings for Ellen are so high at the moment, but I'm left with no choice....
Channel Nine Obtain Footage Of Pete Evans Trying To Sell Herbalife To Friends
The Nine Network's A Current Affair (ACA) has begun promoting an upcoming story about Pete Evans' attempts to sell Herbalife to his own friends. Herbalife is a global multi-level marketing corporation that develops and sells expensive dietary supplements. But critics...
Covid Vaccine To Be Administered To Bondi Residents In Powder Form, Snorted Off An iPhone
Early signs of community resistance to getting the Covid-19 vaccine has led authorities to consider new ways of administering the drug. "Our research has found Bondi residents are happy to snort basically anything that comes their way on an iPhone,"...
Morrison Government Enlists Pauline Hanson To Help Create Anti-China Memes
The federal government has formed a new coalition with One Nation's Pauline Hanson, united in their goal to create anti-China memes. The new meme taskforce - which also includes Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton - will be supported by the...
Scott Morrison Posts Fake Photo To Twitter Of Wuhan Lab Worker Making Covid-19
Australia and China's diplomatic tensions have escalated after Scott Morrison posted a doctored photo of a Wuhan Lab worker making Covid-19. China's Communist government has labelled the image "repugnant" and "deeply offensive." "I can't believe The Australian PM would sink...
Chinese Official Posts Photo Of Scott Morrison Taking Dump At Engadine McDonalds
China has unveiled a never before seen photo of Scott Morrison taking a dump at Engadine McDonalds in 1997. China's Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian posted the photo a short time ago on Twitter. "This photo was taken shortly after...
‘Emily in Paris’ Is A Cliche Portrayal Of France, Says Hipster Buying Croissants At Redfern Coles
Fashion-focused comedy drama 'Emily in Paris' is grabbing the attention of Netflix subscribers around the world. But one man from inner Sydney says he was bitterly disappointed by the series. "Its portrayal of Paris is so stereotypical," says Redfern's Drew...
Innovative Man Posts Screen Shot Of Weather App To Instagram
Instagram followers of Joe Terrone won’t need to check their weather apps today. The 26 year old has taken the ingenious step of sharing a weather app screen shot to Instagram. “I just thought it would be a useful thing...
Man gets ‘Namaste’ tattoo after buying six class pack to Surry Hills yoga studio
A Surry Hills man has taken the brave step of getting the word 'namaste' emblazoned on his chest, after discovering an interest in yoga last month. "When I started doing yoga during Covid, my life changed forever," says Dean Marshall....
Entrepreneur, Disrupter, Enabler, Mentor, Unsure About What To Lead With On His LinkedIn Bio
Sydney's David Busoli is updating his LinkedIn profile for the 8th time this year. "It's a constant tinkering process," he says. "There are very few people out there with my skill set.” The 29 year old former real estate agent...
