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Abortion Banned In Parts Of USA, So Children Can Live Long Enough To Be Shot Dead At High School
FULL STORY: Almost half of all US states are set to either ban or severely restrict abortion in the US, after the supreme court overturned the national right to terminations. "It's important to protect the rights of unborn Americans," says...
Woolworths Now Offering Afterpay For Lettuce Purchases
RELIEF AT THE CHECKOUT: With lettuce prices showing no sign of abating, Woolworths has taken the unprecedented step of offering Afterpay for an individual grocery item. "Retail lettuce prices seem locked in at around $10 a head, at least for...
Old Friendship Now Consists Solely Of Tagging Each Other In Memes
Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they haven't spoken in six years. Old mates Harry Rollo and Phil Shoebridge say their friendship now consists entirely of tagging each other in memes on Facebook...
Local Woman Selling Her Clothes On FB Marketplace Purely For The Modelling Experience
BIG BREAK: A Sydney woman is taking the next brave step in her fledgling modelling career. Lucy London has updated her Instagram bio to 'Fashion Model' after listing some of her clothes on Facebook Marketplace. "I can't believe it's finally...
Fragile Marriage Restored After Husband Writes Glowing Tribute To Wife.. And Posts It On Facebook
GETTING GRIEF: Ron Ferver has survived yet another potentially marriage crippling argument with his wife Melissa. It’s understood their 3 hour screaming match finally came to an end last night when Ron agreed to post a loving tribute to his...
#BREAKING: Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Forced Him To Watch MAFS
DISTURBING CLAIMS: Johnny Depp's defamation case against his ex-wife Amber Heard has taken a dramatic turn after new bombshell allegations were raised in court. Depp has claimed Ms Heard forced him to watch the Australian version of reality TV show...
Prime Minister Extends Mandatory Isolation Period For People With Covid To 14 Days
ELECTION TACTICS: As the second week of the election campaign comes to a close, the Prime Minister has announced tough new covid isolation rules. "All Australians infected with the virus will now have to isolate for 14 days, up from...
HEADLINE ACT: PM Attempts To Woo Voters At Bluesfest With His Ukulele
POLITICIAN FEST: The Prime Minister has attempted to one-up his rival by making an appearance on stage during the final night of the Byron Bay Bluesfest music festival. While last night Anthony Albanese welcomed Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes to...
New Report Lists Sydney Airport As Australia’s Most Popular Easter Getaway
SHIT SHOW: Sydney airport has been named as Australia's most popular Easter holiday destination, as chronic staff shortages and a flood of travellers cause heavy delays. "Our report shows many travellers are spending more time at Sydney Airport than their...
Prime Minister Calls Olivia From MAFS To Recommend An Empathy Consultant
HELPING HAND: Australia's Prime Minister has personally reached out to Married At First Sight 'villain' Olivia Frazer. "Hi Olivia, I'm the Prime Minister Scott Morrison, and I think I may be able to help you." he said at the start...
