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Sydney man still basing his entire personality on going to Burning Man back in 2016
BURNER: It's already been seven years since Harry Stevens went to Burning Man, but he says he's still feeling the effects. "It was a life changing experience," he told DBT. "I've become a part of Burning Man, and Burning Man...
Coles introduce strict limit on how many avocados shoppers can squeeze before committing to one
SMASHED AVO: Coles has announced that shoppers will be limited to squeezing no more than three avocados before making their selection. "So for example if you're shopping with one other person, you can squeeze 6 avocados between you," says a...
#BREAKING: PM announces public holiday to help all Australians recover from Matildas’ loss
THERAPY DAY: The Prime Minister has just announced a new public holiday to allow Australians a chance to recuperate from the Matildas heart-wrenching semi-final loss. "This is a crucial step for the nation's collective well-being," says Anthony Albanese. Slated for...
Divorcee CEO demanding return to office, purely so he can sleaze onto the executive assistants
UP CLOSE & PERSONAL: A recently divorced CEO has issued a company-wide mandate for a complete return to the office, despite the ongoing success of remote work. "We all crave face to face interaction," Mike Wright told staff during an...
AWKWARD SILENCE: Local couple run out of things to talk about, after three years of marriage
ON MUTE: A flourishing & vibrant emotional connection between a Sydney man and his wife has reportedly come to a disappointing end after three years of marriage. "We used to talk so much. About our hopes, dreams, fears and funny...
Man’s ‘throwback’ Insta post from Mykonos 2015, outperforming posts by his friends currently in Mykonos
WAY BACK WHEN: A local man has had a surprisingly warm reception to his 'Throwback Thursday' Instagram post. Seizing on the opportunity of today being Thursday, 35 year old Mark Taverner shared a photo of himself in Mykonos from eight...
‘Business coach’ recording selfie video while driving, too busy to film it at any other time
DRIVING FORCE: A self-described Melbourne 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Peter Marlah says at...
Man suffers panic attack after showing photo on phone to mum, who began swiping to other photos
He took back the phone quickly and paramedics are on the scene. ONE FOUL SWIPE: Paramedics rushed to a home in Sydney's inner west today after a man suffered a mild panic attack when he briefly gave his phone to...
Man confused as angry wife only wants to vent about her problem, not solve it
LOST IN TRANSLATION: A well intentioned local man has been left bewildered and berated by his wife after he tried to help her this morning. Michael Mackie offered his wife Katrina a potential solution to a problem she was facing...
EXPOSED: Influencer’s 100k Instagram following not joining her onto Threads, as most of them are bots
SLOW BURN: A fitness influencer's migration onto Threads has hit a stumbling block, when it was revealed that most of her 100k Instagram followers are, in fact, bots. After four days on Threads, Belle Bradley has only accumulated 13 followers....
