Analysis
EXCLUSIVE: Anti-Asian bogan gets Chinese symbol tattoo ahead of Bali holiday
TRAILER PARK TRASH: A Sutherland Shire far right extremist has taken a leap of faith at his local tattoo shop today. “I wanted something a bit mysterious for my trip to Bali,” says Campbell Fenning. “I kind of left it...
Federal government launches helpline for people who talk about MAFS in social situations
TRASH TALK: The Prime Minister is today expressing 'grave concern' for people who discuss Married At First Sight while out socialising. "I don't have a problem with people watching the show, but talking about it with friends, colleagues and even...
“Call me anytime, I’m here for you” says man with phone on silent and 89 missed calls at 1pm
CAUGHT NAPPING: A local man is under fire today for being uncontactable as his friend tried calling him 89 times, and sending 15 text messages within the space of one hour. Miles Manning was in deep sleep and blissfully unaware...
SIDE HUSTLE: Prine Harry now offering personalised video messages on Cameo for $10
BLANKET COVERAGE: Three days before the release of Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare,' the former Royal has made a surprise appearance on the celebrity video website Cameo. The Duke of Sussex is now offering personalised video messages for just $10 a...
Social media influencers now outnumber regular social media users: Report
SATURATION POINT: A new report has delivered a dire outlook for the future of social media influencers. "Of the 2 billion active Instagram and Tik Tok users, 1.1 billion of them now list their primary occupation as 'influencer,'" says Brae...
Netflix introduce new viewing category: ‘Easy to follow while on your phone the whole time’
SECOND SCREEN: Global streaming giant Netflix has introduced a new category for viewers who often look at their phones while watching TV. "This is a fast growing audience segment," says Netflix programming boss Felix Schuster. "Most viewers have the TV...
Woman completes transition into her 30’s by straining a neck muscle while reverse parking
STICKING HER NECK OUT: A Sydney woman has been forced to abandon a trip to Rose Bay shops this morning, after straining a neck muscle while trying to reverse park. "It cramped up and became extremely painful," Valerie Hall told DBT....
Local man hires private investigator to find out what his friends are doing on NYE
TOP SECRET: A Sydney man is taking drastic and desperate steps to find out how his friends are spending NYE. "There's only two days left and I still have no idea what I'm doing," Simon Riley told DBT. "I've asked...
Man sets NY resolution to stop scrolling Instagram while on the phone to his mum
AMBITIOUS GOAL: A Sydney man has set himself a tough New Year's resolution, aimed at becoming more engaged while talking on the phone with his mother. "Typically phone calls with mum are very pedestrian," 24 year Kyle Pulver told DBT....
‘Take me to where White Lotus was filmed, or we’re over,’ says Vaucluse woman to her boyfriend of 3 weeks
HIGH MAINTENANCE: A Vaucluse woman has been applying some heavy pressure on her new boyfriend today, after the pair watched The White Lotus finale. Even though they've only been an item for 3 weeks, she's demanding a trip to the...
