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Westfield Bondi Junction now charging $20 entry fee, as shoppers queue for the air conditioning
AIR CON: Shoppers going to Westfield at Bondi Junction to escape today's scorching heat are in for a surprise. "In a bid to keep the centre from overcrowding, we've introduced a $20 entry fee," says a statement from Westfield Bondi...
Scientists confirm Valium is significantly more effective than meditation: Report
QUICK FIX: Researchers from Sydney University say drugs like Valium and Xanax are significantly more helpful in dealing with anxiety, depression and panic disorders. "Our study shows benzodiazepine medications work quicker and more effectively than any kind of meditation or...
“This view of Botany Bay looks just like the Mediterranean,” says Bondi Junction realtor who’s never been overseas
BOLD CLAIMS: A young Sydney real estate agent trying to sell a Bondi Junction one-bedder is claiming the view over Botany Bay "looks just like the Mediterranean." "They could film White Lotus here," agent Mark Henshaw joked to some potential buyers....
Local man with limited pocket space forced to decide between his vape and his asthma inhaler
POCKET PRIORITIES: A local man preparing to catch up with an old friend today is struggling to decide between two vital companions. With his slim-fit jean pockets already filled with his phone, keys and wallet Peter Cook only has space...
DAMAGE CONTROL: NRL announce all players must now put their phones on flight mode while partying
FUN MODE: The NRL is today taking unprecedented action to reduce the risk of players' embarrassing social media posts, ill-advised selfies, or even incoherent texts. "Modern communication technology continues to prove a challenge for many players," says a statement from...
Local social media addict now using a guide dog so he doesn’t need to look up from his phone
SCREEN TIME: Visually impaired Australians are expressing deep concern about a local man using a guide dog as a way to avoid looking up from his mobile phone. "It's so convenient," says lifestyle influencer Jake Bradley-Holmes. "I can walk around...
Sydney man still basing his entire personality on going to Burning Man back in 2016
BURNER: It's already been seven years since Harry Stevens went to Burning Man, but he says he's still feeling the effects. "It was a life changing experience," he told DBT. "I've become a part of Burning Man, and Burning Man...
Coles introduce strict limit on how many avocados shoppers can squeeze before committing to one
SMASHED AVO: Coles has announced that shoppers will be limited to squeezing no more than three avocados before making their selection. "So for example if you're shopping with one other person, you can squeeze 6 avocados between you," says a...
#BREAKING: PM announces public holiday to help all Australians recover from Matildas’ loss
THERAPY DAY: The Prime Minister has just announced a new public holiday to allow Australians a chance to recuperate from the Matildas heart-wrenching semi-final loss. "This is a crucial step for the nation's collective well-being," says Anthony Albanese. Slated for...
Divorcee CEO demanding return to office, purely so he can sleaze onto the executive assistants
UP CLOSE & PERSONAL: A recently divorced CEO has issued a company-wide mandate for a complete return to the office, despite the ongoing success of remote work. "We all crave face to face interaction," Mike Wright told staff during an...
