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‘Business coach’ recording selfie video while driving, too busy to film it at any other time

DRIVING FORCE: A self-described Melbourne 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Peter Marlah says at...
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Regular MDMA & cocaine user with severe head cold refusing to take Codral

HARD PILL TO SWALLOW: After a few weeks of heavy partying, Linley Marsh has tried almost everything to help cure her severe flu. She's testing negative for Covid, but has been bed-ridden for the last week. And despite being unable...
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Man suffers panic attack after showing photo on phone to mum, who began swiping to other photos

He took back the phone quickly and paramedics are on the scene. ONE FOUL SWIPE: Paramedics rushed to a home in Sydney's inner west today after a man suffered a mild panic attack when he briefly gave his phone to...
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Man confused as angry wife only wants to vent about her problem, not solve it

LOST IN TRANSLATION: A well intentioned local man has been left bewildered and berated by his wife after he tried to help her this morning. Michael Mackie offered his wife Katrina a potential solution to a problem she was facing...
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EXPOSED: Influencer’s 100k Instagram following not joining her onto Threads, as most of them are bots

SLOW BURN: A fitness influencer's migration onto Threads has hit a stumbling block, when it was revealed that most of her 100k Instagram followers are, in fact, bots. After four days on Threads, Belle Bradley has only accumulated 13 followers....
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Time spent organising weekend away with friends, longer than actual weekend away: Report

WEEKEND WORRIERS: A new study has shed light on how long it takes to organise a weekend away with friends. The Institute for Social Dynamics found the average attendee spends 52 hours discussing the weekend away on the WhatsApp group...
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Local woman uses friend’s wedding as tasteless excuse to post flattering photo of herself

WEDDING CRASHER: A Sydney woman is being accused of hijacking her friend's wedding yesterday, purely as an excuse to post flattering photos of herself on instagram. In one photo, Rena Peters strikes a model pose, with the bridal party and...
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HOWZIT BRU: Man maintains thick South African accent, despite coming to Australia as a baby, in 1978

JUST NOW: A 46 year old Sydney man has miraculously maintained his South African accent, despite only living overseas briefly as a baby. Gavin Michaels came to Australia from Cape Town when he was only one year old, and he's...
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Local woman wears Qantas pyjama top to Coles, to show off about flying business class

NOBODY'S BUSINESS: It's a popular sleepwear item for wealthy people; the pyjama tops Qantas hands out to its business class passengers. However Sydney's Megan Mercer has taken the drastic step of wearing her Qantas pyjama top while grocery shopping at...
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‘Working on a new project, but can’t say much yet!’ says woman who paid for a photo shoot

SOFT LAUNCH: A local woman has taken the first brave step in her career as an entrepreneur. Nikki Brenner hired a professional photographer to get a range of headshots of herself. “I can’t believe this is actually all happening now,”...
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