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Nation Relieved To Hear Gladys Berejiklian Is Getting Some Action
Supporters of Gladys Berejiklian say she's "done nothing wrong" after her shock admission to having a close personal relationship with disgraced former MP Daryl Maguire. "It's a hard world for single people past a certain age," says political commentator Jene...
NSW Residents Calling For Less Details About Gladys Berejiklian’s Love Life
Residents across New South Wales are today expressing frustration about having intimate details of Gladys Berejiklian's love life splashed all over the media. Her ex-boyfriend, former Liberal MP Daryl Maguire, has given evidence today at an ICAC probe into Ms...
Annastacia Palaszczuk Selected For Queensland State Of Origin Rugby League Team
The Queensland Premier will make her State of Origin debut next month after impressing Maroons selectors. "She's got fire in the belly," says Queensland head coach Wayne Bennett. "At this stage she's not in the starting line up, but she...
Man Scared To Read News & Find Out What Offensively Stupid Things Trump Does Next
A Sydney man has implemented a full news media blackout in a desperate bid to avoid finding out about Donald Trump's deluded antics. "I get too upset about how the supposed 'leader of the free world' can be such a...
#BREAKING: China’s President Refers To Covid-19 As “The White House Virus”
China's President has wished Donald Trump and his wife Melania "a speedy recovery" after they were diagnosed with Covid-19. But Xi JinPing has also used his address on Chinese state TV to criticise the White house. "The White House Virus...
China Halts Its Covid Vaccine Testing Program After Trump Tests Positive
Despite Scott Morrison's recent plea for all countries to work together on releasing a Covid vaccine, China has today announced a pause in its vaccine research. "We already have several vaccines in late-stage trials," said one Chinese official on state...
Melbourne Brothel Re-Opens After Putting Up ‘We’re Covid Safe’ Sign
A Melbourne brothel has breached strict lockdown restrictions by attempting to open for business last weekend. State government covid marshalls say they first noticed clients leaving the brothel in Essendon on Sunday evening. "And, upon further investigation, health officials discovered...
Trump Starts GoFundMe Page To Help Pay Off His Ballooning Personal Debt
The US President has turned to the popular crowdfunding platform GoFundMe for help in paying off his $421 million debt. "I need your help," concedes Donald Trump, after decades of maintaining a lavish lifestyle and acting like a high roller....
Jenny Mikakos Poached By World Health Organisation To Lead Global COVID-19 Response
Hours after resigning as Victoria's Health Minister, Jenny Mikakos has announced the next phase of her career. "I'm starting my new job next month as COVID-19 Response Leader for The World Health Organisation," she told DBT. "It's an exciting new...
Woman Posts Heartfelt Tribute To Ruth Bader Ginsberg After Googling Her To Find Out Who She Is
A Sydney women has posted an emotional Facebook tribute to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, despite having no idea who she was, until she died three days ago. "I feel like I've been on this journey with you," wrote Evelyn Hunt...
