Analysis
“If I don’t like it, I’ll just return it,” says online shopping addict who has never returned anything in her entire life
DELULU: A Sydney woman is continuing to reassure herself that her online shopping sprees are risk free. "If I don't like it, I'll just return it," Marta Miller proclaimed, clicking 'Add to Cart' on yet another summer dress in the...
“Sugar is toxic!” claims Bondi personal trainer shortly after having his 8th line today in the bathrooms at Fitness First
BOOGER SUGAR: A Sydney personal trainer and self proclaimed health guru, is adding his voice to a school of thought that 'sugar is toxic.' Mike Yarwood-Small is well known for lecturing all his clients about sugar's harmful effects on the...
Fears raised for eastern suburbs man who went to Brisbane, but isn’t staying at the Calile Hotel
OFF THE GRID: In a move that has sent ripples through Sydney's east, a Rose Bay man has chosen to not stay at the prestigious Calile Hotel during his trip to Brisbane. A short time ago Chris Maddison posted a...
REPORT: Nobody Is OK
NOT OK: It's the annual day when people are urged to ask 'R U OK?' to help start a conversation that might make a difference in someone's life. But a new report reveals that nobody is ok. "It seems we've...
RENTAL CRISIS: Bondi man now charging girlfriend $75 a night to stay at his place, just to make sure she’s not using him for accomodation
PAY TO STAY: It's a bold new approach to dating that has sparked both outrage and admiration. Bondi's Phil Pito has begun charging his girlfriend of three months $75 per night to stay at his apartment, citing the rental crisis...
Local man pounces on tiny gap in conversation to mention yet again that he’s running in the City2Surf this weekend
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW: It might only be Wednesday, but that hasn't stopped one Sydney man from spending the majority of lunch today with friends talking about Sunday's City2Surf. "So, what are you guys up to this weekend?" asked...
NOT SATIRE: News.com.au’s headline: ‘Abbie’s Politics Goals Revealed’ is for a story about her having no political ambition
MEDIA WATCH: News.com.au has run a headline portraying the exact opposite of the full story. For the first time in DBT history, we are diving into some real news about news.com.au and Abbie Chatfield. The now deleted headline was: 'Abbie's...
Group travel photo shows no hint of the toxic arguments & power struggles that emerge anytime they’re trying to decide where to eat
PICTURE PERFECT: To the untrained eye, it looks like a group of happy friends enjoying lunch on their European adventure. But beneath the surface lies an intense power struggle that's been building within the group since their Euro adventure began...
‘Good looking, young groom finally decides to settle down,’ reports Murdoch press
TILL DEATH DO US PART: Media outlets under the Murdoch empire are today jubilantly reported the marriage of their spry, young-at-heart boss, Rupert Murdoch, who at the tender age of 93, has finally decided to settle down. At Murdoch’s exclusive...
#BREAKING: Scientists find traces of nutrition in McDonald’s fries after a mop was dried under fries warmer
MOPPING UP: In a groundbreaking discovery that's left the fast food industry in shock, a team of scientists has found traces of actual nutrition in McDonald's fries. The unexpected find comes after a restaurant worker was filmed drying a dirty...
