Analysis
“NYE is the worst, I’m just going to stay home & chill,” says man who hasn’t been invited anywhere yet
OPEN TO OPPORTUNITIES: As Sydney gears up for a night of countdown chaos, a local man is proudly proclaiming his plans to stay home and watch the fireworks on the ABC. "I'm so over the whole NYE thing," Felix Johns...
Local man hires private investigator to find out what his friends are doing on New Year’s Eve
FOMO: With only one day to go before New Year's Eve, a Sydney man is taking drastic and desperate steps to uncover how his friends arespending the big night. "I haven't been invited anywhere yet," Dan Borger admitted to DBT....
Eastern suburbs woman forced to quit full-time job, so she can stay home and focus on returning all the items she’s purchased online
RETURN TO SENDER: A local woman has resigned from her lucrative marketing position to dedicate herself entirely to managing the returns of her extensive online shopping habit. "Between re-boxing items, and waiting in line at the post office, I simply...
Sydney offices record spike in weather related banter, as it was both ‘sweltering yesterday’ and ‘so stormy,’ today
QUALITY BANTER: Fast changing weather conditions have triggered a wave of generic weather related conversations across Sydney workplaces. Office banter surged this afternoon amid warnings of a thunderstorm and heavy rain. But yesterday, a heatwave sparked warnings of blackouts. "Wow,...
Rent money is dead money!” explains owner of $10 million Bondi Beach apartment, purchased by his daddy
OWNER OCCUPIER: As the rental crisis continues, a local man has been attempting to enlighten his friends about Sydney's property market. "Guys if you're still renting, you're literally throwing money down the toilet," Marcus Tanner-Montague said. "Renting prices will always...
Growing calls to widen the government’s proposed social media ban for children to include boomers also
DIGITAL DIVIDE: Lawmakers are today facing mounting pressure to broaden the scope of the proposed social media ban aimed at children. A coalition of Gen Z and millennial social media users want boomers banned as well. "Older generations on social...
“If I don’t like it, I’ll just return it,” says online shopping addict who has never returned anything in her entire life
DELULU: A Sydney woman is continuing to reassure herself that her online shopping sprees are risk free. "If I don't like it, I'll just return it," Marta Miller proclaimed, clicking 'Add to Cart' on yet another summer dress in the...
“Sugar is toxic!” claims Bondi personal trainer shortly after having his 8th line today in the bathrooms at Fitness First
BOOGER SUGAR: A Sydney personal trainer and self proclaimed health guru, is adding his voice to a school of thought that 'sugar is toxic.' Mike Yarwood-Small is well known for lecturing all his clients about sugar's harmful effects on the...
Fears raised for eastern suburbs man who went to Brisbane, but isn’t staying at the Calile Hotel
OFF THE GRID: In a move that has sent ripples through Sydney's east, a Rose Bay man has chosen to not stay at the prestigious Calile Hotel during his trip to Brisbane. A short time ago Chris Maddison posted a...
REPORT: Nobody Is OK
NOT OK: It's the annual day when people are urged to ask 'R U OK?' to help start a conversation that might make a difference in someone's life. But a new report reveals that nobody is ok. "It seems we've...
