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Closure Of Beauty Services Finally Forces Bondi Influencer Into Complete Lockdown

A Sydney influencer is feeling the first hand impact of coronavirus, after the PM last night announced the forced closure of all beauty salons. "That means no more botox procedures," says Bondi's Elle Bracken. "It also means no more professional...
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‘Is Coronavirus Even A Threat To The Eastern Suburbs?’ Ask Bondi Beach Revellers

As the entire world continues to brace for the spread of Coronavirus, residents of Sydney's eastern suburbs say they feel immune. "I heard of some covid-19 cases in Sydney, but none in any suburbs I've ever heard of," says Derek...
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Harvey Weinstein Set To Get Even More Sex In Prison

He's the former Hollywood producer disgraced over rape and sexual assault convictions. But Harvey Weinstein's sex life is set to become even more intense. "He's a marked man," one prison insider told DBT exclusively. "If he doesn't need that walker...
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Tinder Warns Users To Avoid Face To Face Dating As Coronavirus Spreads

The spread of the coronavirus is having an unprecedented impact on the online dating industry. Dating app Tinder is advising users to delay meeting up with matches until getting to know them first. "Take your time," urges Tinder CEO Rob...
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Local Man Admits To Panic Buying Marijuana In Preparation For Coronavirus

As the coronavirus spreads, millions of people around the world are being forced into quarantine. Those showing signs of respiratory tract infection or fever are told to stay away from work and self-isolate. One Sydney man says he's prepared. "I...
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Alan Jones Autobiography Sales Spike Amid Toilet Paper Shortage

A book which Alan Jones wrote about himself has jumped into the list of best sellers. Book retailers are reporting unprecedented sales of the controversial broadcaster's 350 page autobiography, amid a severe shortage of toilet paper. "It's nice to see...
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Local Drug Dealer Gives Up Selling Amphetamines And Moves Into Toilet Paper

A Sydney drug dealer has moved into the lucrative new black market for toilet paper. "The mark up on this stuff is incredible at the moment," Marcus Shore told DBT. "I know a few other drug dealers who are now...
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Sydney Couple Hoping The Coronavirus Triggers A Housing Market Crash

Married couple Michael and Martha Zaman say Sydney's house price boom has completely locked them out of the property market. "We can barely afford rent on our one bedroom unit to be honest," says Michael. "Most of our friends are...
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Coles Releases Toilet Paper ‘Stockpile Special’ As Coronavirus Panic Buying Escalates

Retail giant Coles is moving quickly to cater to increased panic buying among consumers, as coronavirus fears spread. Across the country supermarket shelves are being stripped bare, as Australians start stocking up on essentials such as toilet paper. "Demand for...
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Inquiry Into Why The RPA Baboon Can Get Away With Having Two Wives

Barnaby Joyce is calling for an inquiry into why it's acceptable for some species to have multiple partners. "But for humans it's like the ultimate sin," says the Nationals PM. "It's not fair, we need consistency across the board." Yesterday...
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