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Woman Asking For Recommendations On Facebook, Clearly Just Looking For Social Activity
REACHING OUT: A Sydney woman is being accused of trying to drum up social activity, under the guise of asking for recommendations on Facebook. "Hey FB fam," Sarah Marsh's status update began. "Anyone know of an alterations place open in...
“I’m Dying For A Beer At The Pub,” Says Man Who’s Been Drunk At Home For The Last 6 Weeks
THIRSTY WORK: A Sydney man who's spent 95% of lockdown pissed at home says he can't wait to go to the pub for a beer. "That very first sip is going to be so good," says Flynn Ryan, despite having...
Son uses Father’s Day as excuse to post pic from when he was younger & better looking
A Perth man has seized on Father's Day to post an Instagram throw back photo of himself drinking with his dad 11 years ago. The son, Damien Kramer, appears as a 36 year old, sitting on grass alongside his father...
‘You Need To See Me Every 6 Months’ Orders Dentist Who Hasn’t Visited His Grandma In 3 Years
A local dentist is being criticised for not visiting his sick grandmother in three years, despite ordering all his patients to visit him every 6 months. Marc Newbold’s patients say they're shocked to hear he’s neglecting his own family. “He...
Telstra Tackles Customer Service Backlog By Hiring A Second Phone Operator
Telstra customers facing internet outages and other technical problems may be a step closer to finding a solution. The telco's call centre team has been doubled overnight, as it attempts to tackle a huge backlog of customer service calls. "We...
Anti-vaxx Influencer Finally Succumbs To The Jab After Realising It’s A Good Excuse For A Selfie
CHANGE OF HEART: A Melbourne woman's stance on vaccinations is determined completely by how much attention it can get her, it's been revealed. "I used to preach the whole anti-vaxx thing when it was more popular a few years ago,...
Rushcutters Bay Yacht Owner Relieved He Can Still Go To Mosman For Coffee, Under New 5k Rule
The new 5 kilometre movement rule announced today by the state government initially sent shock waves through a Rushcutters Bay man. The new rule prevents him from driving the 9.7 kilometres from his home to his favourite cafe in Mosman....
Prisoner Requests More Time Behind Bars In Desperate Bid To Avoid Sydney Lockdown
A prisoner at Sydney's Long Bay correctional centre has formally requested an extension to his jail sentence, as he seeks to avoid the city's harsh lockdown measures. "I prefer it on the inside ey," Mick Danks told DBT. "I might...
#BREAKING: Man In Singles Bubble For Ten Days, Still Not Getting Any Action
HIGH AND DRY: Tensions are high between a Sydney man and his female singles bubble buddy. For the last 10 days, Mark Wilbur and Jessica French have been in an exclusive singles bubble as per public health rules, however there...
Sydney Chemists Now Also Offering AstraZeneca In Powder Form To Encourage Vaccinations
Community resistance to the AstraZeneca jab has led authorities to consider new ways of administering the vaccine. “Our research shows Sydney residents are significantly more comfortable consuming the vaccine in powder form," says Dan McIntyre from NSW Health. That's why,...
