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Anti-vaxx Influencer Finally Succumbs To The Jab After Realising It’s A Good Excuse For A Selfie
CHANGE OF HEART: A Melbourne woman's stance on vaccinations is determined completely by how much attention it can get her, it's been revealed. "I used to preach the whole anti-vaxx thing when it was more popular a few years ago,...
Rushcutters Bay Yacht Owner Relieved He Can Still Go To Mosman For Coffee, Under New 5k Rule
The new 5 kilometre movement rule announced today by the state government initially sent shock waves through a Rushcutters Bay man. The new rule prevents him from driving the 9.7 kilometres from his home to his favourite cafe in Mosman....
Prisoner Requests More Time Behind Bars In Desperate Bid To Avoid Sydney Lockdown
A prisoner at Sydney's Long Bay correctional centre has formally requested an extension to his jail sentence, as he seeks to avoid the city's harsh lockdown measures. "I prefer it on the inside ey," Mick Danks told DBT. "I might...
#BREAKING: Man In Singles Bubble For Ten Days, Still Not Getting Any Action
HIGH AND DRY: Tensions are high between a Sydney man and his female singles bubble buddy. For the last 10 days, Mark Wilbur and Jessica French have been in an exclusive singles bubble as per public health rules, however there...
Sydney Chemists Now Also Offering AstraZeneca In Powder Form To Encourage Vaccinations
Community resistance to the AstraZeneca jab has led authorities to consider new ways of administering the vaccine. “Our research shows Sydney residents are significantly more comfortable consuming the vaccine in powder form," says Dan McIntyre from NSW Health. That's why,...
Conversation With Mother About Coronavirus Enters 50th Minute
Sydney's Gary Teele has been held up on the phone with his mother for almost an hour talking about Covid-19. "Did you see how many new cases there are today?" asked his mother. "it's just shocking." "Yes mum, I've actually...
Man Sends Work Email But Fails To Include The Phrase: ‘I Hope You’re Staying Safe And Well’
An insurance salesperson has lost his job after failing to include the words: 'I hope you're staying safe and well,' in a work-related email. Rob Hanbury yesterday emailed a colleague in the accounting department to check some expense reports, completely...
Elon Musk To Re-Claim Title Of ‘Richest Person On Earth’ While Jeff Bezos Is In Space
Elon Musk knows what it feels like to be the richest person on earth. He's desperate to feel it again. That's why the 50 year old is set to re-claim the title when Jeff Bezos goes into space later today....
Ch 7 Announce Pauline Hanson As Replacement For Katie Hopkins On Celebrity Big Brother
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has agreed to take Katie Hopkins' spot on Celebrity Big Brother, it's been confirmed. "We're relieved and excited Pauline has accepted our offer," says Seven programming executive Mike Hanley. "We need another far-right, racist type...
Sydney Cocaine Dealer Now Also Offering Illegal Home Visit Haircuts
BLACK MARKET: As Sydney enters its third week of lockdown, a local cocaine dealer is taking advantage of hair salon closures by also offering illegal home visit haircuts. "It's a handy two in one service," says Tony Werkhoven. "I'm in...
