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Ronaldo forced to stand on Portugal team bus, as all the seats were already taken

LAST MAN STANDING: The world's most famous soccer player has been humbled yet again today. Faced with a shortage of seats on Portugal's team bus to training, Cristiano Ronaldo was left with no option but to stand for the entire...
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Ronaldo overlooked for selection in friendly 5 v 5 football game at Rushcutters Bay Park

DOWN & OUT: Things are going from bad to worse for the world's most famous football player. Cristiano Ronaldo has been knocked back for a friendly game of 5 on 5 at Rushcutters Bay Park in Sydney's east. "Sorry mate,...
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Crossing The Road To Avoid Small Talk With Acquaintances, Can Save You Up To 2 Days A Year: Report

THE GREAT ESCAPE: A landmark new report has shed light on the significant time savings available to those willing to avoid friends and acquaintances on the street. "Often I see people I know walking toward me on the same footpath,...
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WARNING: Boomer On The Loose, Attempting Small Talk With Strangers About The Rain

GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid a retiree who is allegedly walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the rain. "The woman is described as friendly, with brown hair and probably around 60 years old," says...
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Facebook Changes Name Of ‘People You May Know’ Section To: ‘People You’re Trying To Avoid’

NO GO ZONE: Eagle-eyed social media users have noticed a small change to their Facebook interface. Overnight Facebook has changed the name of its ‘People you may know’ section to ‘People you’re trying to avoid.’ “We think the name change...
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Bald Man Accused of Cropping Facebook Profile Pic To Exclude Top Of Head

CROP TOP: A Brisbane man is accused of intentionally cropping his Facebook profile photo to exclude the top of his bald head. It's understood Simon Harvey started losing his hair 5 years ago, at the tender age of 26. "Ever...
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Local Personal Trainer Now Offering Unwanted Life Advice

LIFE COACH: A Sydney personal trainer is taking the next brave step in his two year personal training career. "The pandemic and economic issues continue to take a big toll on mental health," says Blake Bourke. "That's why I'm now...
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Sydney Offices Brace For Spike In Small Talk As It’s Both ‘Cold Out There Today’ & ‘Likely Sunny Tomorrow’

QUALITY BANTER: Fast changing weather conditions have triggered a wave of generic weather related conversations across Sydney workplaces. Office banter surged this afternoon as a cold front swept over the city. But it's set to spike tomorrow morning as the...
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‘I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun,’ Says Man Who Vapes Weed Oil 24/7

ON HIS HIGH HORSE: Chris Hindmarsh says Australia has a drinking problem. "Alcohol is central to so many parts of our culture these days," he told DBT. "Most of my friends rely on alcohol to have a good time." "A...
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Man Waiting For Gap In Conversation So He Can Mention Again That He’s Doing The City2Surf

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW: A Sydney man has spent the majority of lunch with friends today trying to talk as much as possible about the City2Surf. "So, what are you guys up to tomorrow?" asked Nathan Brampton, hoping his...
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