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Woman completes transition into her 30’s by straining a neck muscle while reverse parking
STICKING HER NECK OUT: A Sydney woman has been forced to abandon a trip to Rose Bay shops this morning, after straining a neck muscle while trying to reverse park. "It cramped up and became extremely painful," Valerie Hall told DBT....
Local man hires private investigator to find out what his friends are doing on NYE
TOP SECRET: A Sydney man is taking drastic and desperate steps to find out how his friends are spending NYE. "There's only two days left and I still have no idea what I'm doing," Simon Riley told DBT. "I've asked...
Man sets NY resolution to stop scrolling Instagram while on the phone to his mum
AMBITIOUS GOAL: A Sydney man has set himself a tough New Year's resolution, aimed at becoming more engaged while talking on the phone with his mother. "Typically phone calls with mum are very pedestrian," 24 year Kyle Pulver told DBT....
‘Take me to where White Lotus was filmed, or we’re over,’ says Vaucluse woman to her boyfriend of 3 weeks
HIGH MAINTENANCE: A Vaucluse woman has been applying some heavy pressure on her new boyfriend today, after the pair watched The White Lotus finale. Even though they've only been an item for 3 weeks, she's demanding a trip to the...
Ronaldo forced to stand on Portugal team bus, as all the seats were already taken
LAST MAN STANDING: The world's most famous soccer player has been humbled yet again today. Faced with a shortage of seats on Portugal's team bus to training, Cristiano Ronaldo was left with no option but to stand for the entire...
Ronaldo overlooked for selection in friendly 5 v 5 football game at Rushcutters Bay Park
DOWN & OUT: Things are going from bad to worse for the world's most famous football player. Cristiano Ronaldo has been knocked back for a friendly game of 5 on 5 at Rushcutters Bay Park in Sydney's east. "Sorry mate,...
Crossing The Road To Avoid Small Talk With Acquaintances, Can Save You Up To 2 Days A Year: Report
THE GREAT ESCAPE: A landmark new report has shed light on the significant time savings available to those willing to avoid friends and acquaintances on the street. "Often I see people I know walking toward me on the same footpath,...
WARNING: Boomer On The Loose, Attempting Small Talk With Strangers About The Rain
GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid a retiree who is allegedly walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the rain. "The woman is described as friendly, with brown hair and probably around 60 years old," says...
Facebook Changes Name Of ‘People You May Know’ Section To: ‘People You’re Trying To Avoid’
NO GO ZONE: Eagle-eyed social media users have noticed a small change to their Facebook interface. Overnight Facebook has changed the name of its ‘People you may know’ section to ‘People you’re trying to avoid.’ “We think the name change...
Bald Man Accused of Cropping Facebook Profile Pic To Exclude Top Of Head
CROP TOP: A Brisbane man is accused of intentionally cropping his Facebook profile photo to exclude the top of his bald head. It's understood Simon Harvey started losing his hair 5 years ago, at the tender age of 26. "Ever...
