Analysis
Victorian Premier Drops North Face Sponsorship After Accepting New Deal From Kathmandu
As Victoria ends its second day of a planned 5-day lockdown, the state's Premier has announced a new sponsorship deal. “Kathmandu is a well-known outdoor and camping equipment retail brand,” says Daniel Andrews. “I’m excited to have their support during...
Internet Porn Site PornHub Introduce New ‘Best Of Bridgerton’ Category
Upon first glance, the wildly successful 8-part Netflix drama Bridgerton appears to be a high-brow period drama from the early 1800's. But the show - set in London's Regency era - took many viewers by surprise with its raunchy sex...
PM Announces Extension Of JobSeeker Payment For All Former MAFS Contestants
Canberra has today announced an extension of the JobSeeker payment for all former contestants of the hit reality TV show Married At First Sight. "These people need our help," says Scott Morrison. "After appearing on the show, their job prospects...
Sydney Men Join #MeToo Movement To Protest Non-Consensual Cuddling After Sex
A group of disgruntled Sydney men have joined the #MeToo movement. They're taking a stand against their partners, who are allegedly forcing them into cuddling after sex. "Enough is enough," says group leader Tom Issacs. "Just because we've had sex,...
Uber Launches New Dating App For Single Drivers and Passengers
Ride share company Uber is diversifying into the lucrative dating industry. Uber has launched a new app called Uber Single, exclusively for single drivers and passengers. "It's very similar to regular Uber, but for single people only," says Uber's CEO...
Man Wearing ‘Thrills’ T-shirt Probably Just Going To Chill At Home Tonight
Appearances can be deceiving. A Sydney man wearing a 'Thrills' branded t-shirt on a beautiful Saturday in the height of summer is probably just going to chill at home tonight. "I've got some paperwork to catch up on," says local...
No Name Aussie Politician Rides Bandwagon By Congratulating The US Democrats On Twitter
Greens leader Adam Bandt has joined the thousands of politicians around the world offering their congratulations to the US Democrats on their inauguration. "The swearing in of the Biden administration represents a triumph of hope over fear. Congratulations @KamalaHarris and...
Melbourne Man Stuck O/S Starts Intensive Tennis Lessons To Qualify For Next Year’s Australian Open
A Melbourne born man whose been stranded in London since March has hired the coach of British tennis star Andy Murray, in a desperate bid to qualify for the 2022 Australian Open. "It could be my only way into Australia,"...
Local Angry White Boomer Offended By Coon Cheese Rebrand
A local Anglo Saxon baby boomer is today expressing his disgust over the rebrand of a cheese he's never eaten. It remains unclear exactly how Harry McCormack could get so riled up about the name change, but he's spent a...
‘Banning Trump Is Censorship,’ Says Government Which Tried Stopping ABC Reporting War Crimes
The Federal government is attacking Twitter over censorship claims, despite Canberra's draconian move last year to censor the ABC from reporting war crimes by Australian soldiers. "Generally speaking, I'm not a fan of censorship, but it's OK when the Federal...
