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Spike In Dating App Use As Singles Rush To Find One Partner To Ride Out COVID-19 With
Popular dating Apps Tinder and Bumble are reporting a spike in users as the coronavirus lockdown continues. "Users are desperately trying to find someone to bunker down with during COVID-19," says Tinder marketing manager Samir Soulos. Rival app Bumble is...
Rose Bay Man Finally Feels Impact Of COVID-19 Crisis After Forced Closure Of All Golf Courses
An unemployed Rose Bay trust fund recipient says hasn't felt any impact of the Coronavirus crisis, until now. "This afternoon the government announced the forced closure of all golf courses," says Toby Creswell. "This is really getting messed up." The...
Local Woman Almost Unrecognisable As Beautician Shutdown Enters Second Week
The impact of the coronavirus pandemic is plain to see on the face of Sydney's Janet Wreath. It's understood the 36 year old remains in perfectly good health, but the federal government's forced closure of all beauty salons is taking...
“COVID-19 Is A Virus Created By Nanny State Authoritarians,” Says Frustrated Bondi Party Goer
Bondi conspiracy theorist Zane Goulding says the coronavirus pandemic is nothing but government propaganda. "They want us to be scared," he claims. "They're trying to gain control of our minds and they're effectively placing us in home detention without trial."...
Closure Of Beauty Services Finally Forces Bondi Influencer Into Complete Lockdown
A Sydney influencer is feeling the first hand impact of coronavirus, after the PM last night announced the forced closure of all beauty salons. "That means no more botox procedures," says Bondi's Elle Bracken. "It also means no more professional...
‘Is Coronavirus Even A Threat To The Eastern Suburbs?’ Ask Bondi Beach Revellers
As the entire world continues to brace for the spread of Coronavirus, residents of Sydney's eastern suburbs say they feel immune. "I heard of some covid-19 cases in Sydney, but none in any suburbs I've ever heard of," says Derek...
Harvey Weinstein Set To Get Even More Sex In Prison
He's the former Hollywood producer disgraced over rape and sexual assault convictions. But Harvey Weinstein's sex life is set to become even more intense. "He's a marked man," one prison insider told DBT exclusively. "If he doesn't need that walker...
Tinder Warns Users To Avoid Face To Face Dating As Coronavirus Spreads
The spread of the coronavirus is having an unprecedented impact on the online dating industry. Dating app Tinder is advising users to delay meeting up with matches until getting to know them first. "Take your time," urges Tinder CEO Rob...
Local Man Admits To Panic Buying Marijuana In Preparation For Coronavirus
As the coronavirus spreads, millions of people around the world are being forced into quarantine. Those showing signs of respiratory tract infection or fever are told to stay away from work and self-isolate. One Sydney man says he's prepared. "I...
Alan Jones Autobiography Sales Spike Amid Toilet Paper Shortage
A book which Alan Jones wrote about himself has jumped into the list of best sellers. Book retailers are reporting unprecedented sales of the controversial broadcaster's 350 page autobiography, amid a severe shortage of toilet paper. "It's nice to see...
