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Prince Philip Admits He Was Actually Worried Baby Archie Might Turn Out To Be A ‘Ginger’

The Duke of Edinburgh has moved to clarify comments by Meghan Markle that some members of the Royal family were concerned about the colour of baby Archie's skin. "Yes, there were concerns he'd turn out to be a ginger," the...
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Growing Calls For An Inquiry Into Why Harry Can Leave The Royals, But Australia Can’t

It's the question almost every Australian is asking this morning, 'Why is Australia still part of the British Monarchy?' "I have enough drama in my own life, without worrying about whatever bullshit Meghan Markle is crapping on about today," says...
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Seven Network Announce Meghan Markle As New Host Of Sunrise

The Duchess of Sussex is taking the next brave step in her show business career. Meghan Markle has been announced as the new host of the Sunrise breakfast TV show, taking over from Samantha Armytage who announced her resignation today....
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Man Who’s Lived In Sydney His Entire Life Goes To SCG For Very First Time

A man who has lived about 400m from the SCG for the last 12 years has entered the hallowed stadium for the very first time last night. "I grew up in Sydney, but I'm not into sports so I've never...
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Darlinghurst Man Claims He’s Recovered From Mardi Gras After Eating Bowl Of Salad

A weary, brain dead Sydney man says he's now fully recovered from a night of debauchery after deciding to eat salad for lunch today. "It's really important to load your body with super foods," says Bryce Fielding. "Also state of...
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Ikea Now Offering In-Store Relationship Counselling

The pressures of furniture shopping on couples has led one innovative retailer to offer in store relationship counselling. “Furniture shopping can be a real source of disagreement,” says Ikea’s Mark Hann. “We want to help our customers have a smooth...
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#BREAKING: Nobody Under 65 y.o Gives A Fuck About The Royal Family, Or Harry & Meghan

A new 18 month study has revealed some shocking home truths about the Royal Family. The report - conducted by market research firm Roy Morgan - found nobody around the world under the age of 65 y.o cares about the...
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‘Trial By Media Must Be Avoided,’ Says PM Who Also Refuses Trial By Inquiry

The Prime Minister says trial by media is a dangerous and damaging scenario which must be avoided at all costs. But he remains equally resistant about calls for an independent inquiry into the rape allegations facing Attorney-General Christian Porter. "Case...
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NSW Man Still Wearing Mask After Zero Infections In 40 Days, Clearly Just Avoiding Social Activity

A Sydney man has admitted that his move to continue wearing a face mask has nothing to do with covid-19. "It's just a great way to avoid having to talk to people I bump into on the street," says Marc...
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Married Couple Finally Start Spending Time Together Again As MAFS Returns

The new series of Married At First Sight is providing some much needed relief for a local married couple. Sydney's Paul and Jenna Manning say they are finally spending time together again. "We also hung out briefly to watch the...
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