Analysis
NSW Man Still Wearing Mask After Zero Infections In 40 Days, Clearly Just Avoiding Social Activity
A Sydney man has admitted that his move to continue wearing a face mask has nothing to do with covid-19. "It's just a great way to avoid having to talk to people I bump into on the street," says Marc...
Former Raver Posts Tribute To Daft Punk, In Desperate Bid To Still Seem Relevant
A former rave enthusiast has taken to Facebook to vent about the breakup of French electronic duo Daft Punk. "It's such a blow to music lovers," former Sydney raver Pete Rawlings wrote in a status update. "When Daft Punk were...
Craig Kelly Quits Liberal Party To Take Up Hosting Role On Sky News
Liberal MP Craig Kelly has stunned colleagues by telling the Coalition party room he will quit the government’s ranks and immediately move to a hosting job on Sky News. "I have to stay true to what I believe in," Kelly...
Local Satire Publication DBT Starts MySpace Page After Being Banned From Facebook
A local satire news publication is adjusting to a brave new world without Facebook. "News of Facebook today banning all news and satire publications is a real shock to the system," says DBT's publisher Todd Matthews. "But we are pivoting...
DBT Writer Now Questioning Entire Existence After Facebook Banned All News & Satire
A writer on the satirical website Double Bay Today (DBT) is in a state of inner turmoil today. Paddy Alan is questioning his entire existence after the publication's Facebook page was banned along with other major Australian news and satire...
Victorian Premier Drops North Face Sponsorship After Accepting New Deal From Kathmandu
As Victoria ends its second day of a planned 5-day lockdown, the state's Premier has announced a new sponsorship deal. “Kathmandu is a well-known outdoor and camping equipment retail brand,” says Daniel Andrews. “I’m excited to have their support during...
Internet Porn Site PornHub Introduce New ‘Best Of Bridgerton’ Category
Upon first glance, the wildly successful 8-part Netflix drama Bridgerton appears to be a high-brow period drama from the early 1800's. But the show - set in London's Regency era - took many viewers by surprise with its raunchy sex...
PM Announces Extension Of JobSeeker Payment For All Former MAFS Contestants
Canberra has today announced an extension of the JobSeeker payment for all former contestants of the hit reality TV show Married At First Sight. "These people need our help," says Scott Morrison. "After appearing on the show, their job prospects...
Sydney Men Join #MeToo Movement To Protest Non-Consensual Cuddling After Sex
A group of disgruntled Sydney men have joined the #MeToo movement. They're taking a stand against their partners, who are allegedly forcing them into cuddling after sex. "Enough is enough," says group leader Tom Issacs. "Just because we've had sex,...
Uber Launches New Dating App For Single Drivers and Passengers
Ride share company Uber is diversifying into the lucrative dating industry. Uber has launched a new app called Uber Single, exclusively for single drivers and passengers. "It's very similar to regular Uber, but for single people only," says Uber's CEO...
