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Ray-Ban Announce Joe Biden Sponsorship Deal
Popular sunglasses maker Ray-Ban has announced a new sponsorship deal with USA's President-elect Joe Biden. "Joe is a fighter and he's a winner," says Ray-Ban's marketing director Lee Steele. "He's a man of action and he's the perfect ambassador for...
Elderly American Man Loses Job & Gets Evicted From House After Contracting Covid-19
An elderly American man has been left unemployed and homeless after breaking social distancing rules while infected with Covid-19. "It's a complete overreaction," says the 74 year old. "I plan on fighting my employer for unfair dismissal. I also have...
Trump Accuses Golf Partner Of Tampering With The Scorecard
Donald Trump was causing drama on the golf course today, accusing one of his playing partners of cheating. "You're writing down my numbers wrong on purpose," Trump was heard saying. "Can we at least find someone who can keep my...
Sky News Announce Launch Of New Channel Dedicated To Trump’s Election Legal Challenge
Australia's conservative 24-hour news service has launched a brand new channel, dedicated entirely to covering Donald Trump's election legal challenge. "Channel 659 will be similar format to the dedicated channel we launched recently for Covid-19," says Sky News commentator Andrew...
Trump Mistakes A Covid Map For An Election Results Map
The US President remains defiant in the face of adversity. As the Republican Party braces for a Presidential election loss, the country is also grappling with a record number of Covid-19 cases. It comes as Donald Trump makes the ultimate...
Bec Judd Tells News.com.au US Election Result Still Too Close To Call
With Democratic supporters around the world bracing for victory in the US election, news.com.au has sought expert analysis from its go-to commentator Bec Judd. In an 'exclusive' interview, the AFL WAG says the election is still too close to call....
Latest Polling Shows US Election Will Definitely Be Won By A Creepy, Old, White Man
With just two days before the US election, swing voters are now finally turning their attention to who they want as the next President. "Their options are extremely limited," says Pollster Rick Mather. "It's literally a choice a between two...
“I’ll Open QLD To Sydney Now, If Next Year’s NRL Grand Final Is Played In Brisbane”: Palaszczuk
Fresh from her election victory yesterday, the Queensland Premier she's ready to start negotiating on borders. Annastacia Palaszczuk is now keen to finally open the QLD border to Sydneysiders, "as long as the NRL agrees to hold next year's grand...
QLD Premier Says Border Will Open To Sydney When The Broncos Win Another Premiership
With voting set to open in the Queensland election today, the state's Premier has made a last minute election promise. "The Queensland border will remain closed to all Sydney residents until the Brisbane Broncos bring home another NRL Premiership," says...
Trump’s Approval Rating Soars To 81% After He Reads The Figure Upside Down
The US President's bid for four more years in the White House received a sharp but short-lived boost today. In the oval office, Donald Trump read the latest presidential polls as showing him with a 81% approval rating. "I knew...
