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‘Business coach’ recording selfie video while driving, too busy to film it at any other time

DRIVING FORCE: A self-described Melbourne 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Peter Marlah says at...
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Regular MDMA & cocaine user with severe head cold refusing to take Codral

HARD PILL TO SWALLOW: After a few weeks of heavy partying, Linley Marsh has tried almost everything to help cure her severe flu. She's testing negative for Covid, but has been bed-ridden for the last week. And despite being unable...
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Man suffers panic attack after showing photo on phone to mum, who began swiping to other photos

He took back the phone quickly and paramedics are on the scene. ONE FOUL SWIPE: Paramedics rushed to a home in Sydney's inner west today after a man suffered a mild panic attack when he briefly gave his phone to...
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Man confused as angry wife only wants to vent about her problem, not solve it

LOST IN TRANSLATION: A well intentioned local man has been left bewildered and berated by his wife after he tried to help her this morning. Michael Mackie offered his wife Katrina a potential solution to a problem she was facing...
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EXPOSED: Influencer’s 100k Instagram following not joining her onto Threads, as most of them are bots

SLOW BURN: A fitness influencer's migration onto Threads has hit a stumbling block, when it was revealed that most of her 100k Instagram followers are, in fact, bots. After four days on Threads, Belle Bradley has only accumulated 13 followers....
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Sydney Fboy partying in Ibiza starter pack: All the essential items

PEAK SEASON: With the European summer travel season now well underway, DBT has produced this handy starter pack for all Fboy's traveling to the Spanish Island of Ibiza. The number one must-have item is a fruity flavoured vape for regular...
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Time spent organising weekend away with friends, longer than actual weekend away: Report

WEEKEND WORRIERS: A new study has shed light on how long it takes to organise a weekend away with friends. The Institute for Social Dynamics found the average attendee spends 52 hours discussing the weekend away on the WhatsApp group...
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Local woman uses friend’s wedding as tasteless excuse to post flattering photo of herself

WEDDING CRASHER: A Sydney woman is being accused of hijacking her friend's wedding yesterday, purely as an excuse to post flattering photos of herself on instagram. In one photo, Rena Peters strikes a model pose, with the bridal party and...
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“You going away this winter?” asks friend, only so he can talk about his own upcoming Euro trip

ONE-UPMANSHIP: A local man has asked his friend a question as a thinly veiled excuse to start talking about himself. "Are you going away this winter?" Ned Garcia asked his friend Mark Lee. "I might just go to the Blue...
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HOWZIT BRU: Man maintains thick South African accent, despite coming to Australia as a baby, in 1978

JUST NOW: A 46 year old Sydney man has miraculously maintained his South African accent, despite only living overseas briefly as a baby. Gavin Michaels came to Australia from Cape Town when he was only one year old, and he's...
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