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REPORT: Nobody Is OK

NOT OK: It's the annual day when people are urged to ask 'R U OK?' to help start a conversation that might make a difference in someone's life. But a new report reveals that nobody is ok. "It seems we've...
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RENTAL CRISIS: Bondi man now charging girlfriend $75 a night to stay at his place, just to make sure she’s not using him for accomodation

PAY TO STAY: It's a bold new approach to dating that has sparked both outrage and admiration. Bondi's Phil Pito has begun charging his girlfriend of three months $75 per night to stay at his apartment, citing the rental crisis...
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Local divorcee re-enters Sydney’s party scene, but this time with necklaces, bracelets and his top three shirt buttons undone

BOLD TRANSFORMATION: After a ten year partying hiatus, local man Michael Labroy is back on Sydney's social scene. And this time he's not mucking around. The 43 year old recent divorcee spent today at the Watson's Bay Hotel wearing loads...
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Local man pounces on tiny gap in conversation to mention yet again that he’s running in the City2Surf this weekend

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW: It might only be Wednesday, but that hasn't stopped one Sydney man from spending the majority of lunch today with friends talking about Sunday's City2Surf. "So, what are you guys up to this weekend?" asked...
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NOT SATIRE: News.com.au’s headline: ‘Abbie’s Politics Goals Revealed’ is for a story about her having no political ambition

MEDIA WATCH: News.com.au has run a headline portraying the exact opposite of the full story. For the first time in DBT history, we are diving into some real news about news.com.au and Abbie Chatfield. The now deleted headline was: 'Abbie's...
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Group travel photo shows no hint of the toxic arguments & power struggles that emerge anytime they’re trying to decide where to eat

PICTURE PERFECT: To the untrained eye, it looks like a group of happy friends enjoying lunch on their European adventure. But beneath the surface lies an intense power struggle that's been building within the group since their Euro adventure began...
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#BREAKING: Local man using his wife’s $200 bottle of shampoo to wash his ball sack

HEAD & BOULDERS: The cost of living crisis has just become even more serious for one Sydney family. Last night Greg Noble liberally applied his wife's $200 a bottle L'Oreal Kerastase hair elixir to wash his nether regions. "I'm not...
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Photo of Bondi influencers on private yacht in Ibiza cropped to exclude billionaire yacht owner

ON THE OUTER: An Ibiza yacht owner is expressing outrage after being blatantly cropped out of a photo posted by a Bondi influencer. "Who do these people think they are?" Eddy Taros told DBT. "They come on my vessel and act...
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Local real estate agent still flaunting heavily branded BMW umbrella, 30 minutes after it stopped raining: Report

BRANDING EXERCISE: A recent run of wet weather in Sydney is being welcomed by local real estate agent Mark Arnold as a chance to use his heavily branded BMW umbrella. But there are reports today that he was still using...
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‘Good looking, young groom finally decides to settle down,’ reports Murdoch press

TILL DEATH DO US PART: Media outlets under the Murdoch empire are today jubilantly reported the marriage of their spry, young-at-heart boss, Rupert Murdoch, who at the tender age of 93, has finally decided to settle down. At Murdoch’s exclusive...
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