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The NSW Police Commissioner says filming all sexual encounters may be the only truly viable way of avoiding legal complications around sexual consent. "Everyone has a mobile phone," says Mick Fuller. "Hold it yourself, or put it on a tripod...
The NSW Police Commissioner says the Service NSW app is the perfect place to house a sex consent form. "The app has already been instrumental in Covid-19 contact tracing," says Mick Fuller. "We can also now use it to help...
Wildly fluctuating cryptocurrency prices are being blamed for a blowout at Moore Park golf course today. With a handicap of +10, Bryce Jones finished his round 23 strokes over par today. "He spent most of his round looking at his phone,"...
An unemployed Rose Bay trust fund recipient who slept in today till 1pm today is upset his local cafe's breakfast menu finished at noon. "How do you guys not have an all-day breakfast menu!?" Richard Leggett asked the waiter angrily...
Media diversity groups are today offering praise to the Seven Network, after Natalie Barr was announced as the new host of Sunrise. After being part of the Sunrise team for almost 20 years, the brunette will replace from Samantha Armytage...
The U.K. Prime Minister has announced a plan to cut ties with the Monarchy and become a republic. "The time has come to leave our colonial past behind," Boris Johnson announced at a press conference a short time ago. "Think...
The Victorian Premier has worn a North Face branded hospital gown to his first press conference since being admitted to hospital after a fall on Tuesday. "I'm pleased to announce my brand partnership with North face will continue for the...
A Sydney gym is embracing digital enhancement by offering photoshop courses to its members. "Many of our clients who've had good results at the gym exercising are looking for something a little bit extra," says Jenny Ponitan, who manages Double...
The Duke of Edinburgh has moved to clarify comments by Meghan Markle that some members of the Royal family were concerned about the colour of baby Archie's skin. "Yes, there were concerns he'd turn out to be a ginger," the...
It's the question almost every Australian is asking this morning, 'Why is Australia still part of the British Monarchy?' "I have enough drama in my own life, without worrying about whatever bullshit Meghan Markle is crapping on about today," says...

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