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Will Smith Wins Best Actor Award At The Oscars For His Chris Rock Slapping Performance

SLAPSTICK: Hollywood star Will Smith has capped off a successful night at the Oscars, winning best actor for his Chris Rock slap. "I thought the slapping scene went really well," Smith said in his acceptance speech tonight. "As a film...
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Local Satire Writers Frustrated With Ash Barty For Giving Them Zero To Work With

HUMBLE HERO: Tennis ace Ash Barty is causing headaches for satire writers around the country today Months after winning the Australian Open, she's shocked the tennis world by making the decision to retire from the sport at just 25 years...
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Sydney Company Bans Small Talk At Work, In Desperate Bid To Lure Staff Back Into The Office

EFFICIENCY GAINS: Workers engaging in small talk at a local law firm face instant dismissal, after the company's CEO implemented a ban on generic office banter. "People are choosing to continue to work from home to avoid unnecessary chit chat...
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PM’s Media Team Pre-Screening Flood Victims To Ensure They’ll Agree To Shake His Hand

SET PIECE: Scott Morrison’s media team has adopted a new strategy to avoid awkward on camera exchanges similar to when bushfire victims refused to shake his hand in 2020. As the PM visits flood affected areas of NSW today, his...
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#BREAKING: Covid Positive Man Fined For Leaving His Home During Rising Flood Waters

COSTLY EVACUATION: A Sydney man has been fined $1000 for leaving his flooded home while covid positive. Yesterday Graham Flaherty evacuated his house in Sydney's north, as flood waters continued to rise. "I was trying to get my valuables out,...
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Sydney Man Calls The SES After Forgetting To Take His Umbrella On A Walk In Hyde Park

DISASTER RELIEF: A Darlinghurst man is calling for urgent help from the State Emergency Service (SES) as rain continues to batter the state. Tom Hooper went for a walk through Hyde Park in Sydney's CBD this afternoon, but was caught...
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“Great To Be Back In The Office So We Can Collaborate,” Writes Boss In Email Sent From 5 Metres Away

DBT YEAR IN REVIEW: MARCH 1 OFFICE POLITICS: The boss of a small accounting firm where all work can easily be done remotely has sent an email welcoming staff back into the office. "I've missed being in the same room...
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NEW PHOTOS: Labor Leader Visits The Golden Sheaf Hotel After Buying A White Linen Shirt

MEET & GREET: The opposition leader is tonight at the Golden Sheaf Hotel in Sydney's east, as he attempts to shore up votes ahead of the federal election. "Normally I drink at more dingy pubs in the inner west, but...
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Opposition Leader Discovers Fashion Sense Just In Time For The Election

VOTE OF APPROVAL: With a federal election fast approaching, the leader of the Labor party leader has staged a dramatic physical transformation. In a photoshoot for the Australian Women's Weekly, Anthony Albanese has unveiled his new look, including tight chinos,...
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Local Boomers Who Purchased Home in 1981 Can’t Understand Why Son Is Still Renting

PRICE HIKE: A Rose Bay woman is accusing her adult son of being ‘lazy’ and ‘unsuccessful,’ because he can’t afford to buy a home in Sydney's east yet. “My husband and I had no trouble affording property when we were...
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