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NSW Police combing through footage of yesterday's SCG crowd have revealed One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson among a group of alleged drunk racists. "Ms Hanson can be seen attempting to hide behind a face mask," says Inspector Warren Leachy. "We didn't...
Researchers investigating today's brutal riots in Washington D.C have concluded that security is tighter at The Golden Sheaf Hotel in Double Bay on a Wednesday night. "This is a big wake up call for security working to protect US politicians,"...
A local baby boomer says he has a "new lease on life" after successfully checking in to his local bar. "I've tried several times checking-in to various venues using the QR code thing, but I've never been able to work...
Regulators have ordered Network TEN to rename its reality TV show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.' After the first few episodes of the new series went to air, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has demanded the...
Eagle-eyed social media users have noticed a small change to their Facebook interface. Overnight Facebook has changed the name of its ‘People you may know’ section to ‘People you’re trying to avoid.’ “We think the name change more accurately reflects user...
The New South Wales Premier's announcement today of mandatory face masks in shops and public transport comes as a big relief to one young Sydney man. Nineteen year old Tom Ridley suffers with bad facial acne and says his quality...
Local man Richard Ryan has every intention of carrying out his New Year's resolution to quit taking all illicit drugs. But he has one small problem; he still has some coke left over from New Year's Eve. "There's probably still $100...
A Sydney man is applauding the state government for its 'brave yet effective' implementation of covid restrictions over the new year period. Max Marsh is looking forward to watching tonight's fireworks from the sprawling balcony of his Vaucluse mansion with...
Feeling overwhelmed by all the complex and ever-changing New Year's Eve covid restrictions? There may be a hassle-free solution. "Increasing numbers of Greater Sydney residents plan on reaching for the sleeping tablets early tomorrow night," says Damien Garb from consumer...
The New Year's Eve plans of millions of Sydney residents have been thrown into disarray. The state government has just announced a landmark New Year’s Eve curfew covering the Sydney metropolitan area. “Anyone found roaming the streets after 10.30pm will be...

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