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NSW Health announce new plant-based, biodegradable alternative to help people stop vaping
SMOKE AND MIRRORS: The state government has today launched a breakthrough initiative to help combat vaping. "It's a brand-new product called 'cigarettes.'" says a spokesperson for NSW Health. Cigarettes use tobacco, a leafy plant which naturally contains nicotine. "It's a...
“It’s so good to see you, I really miss you!” says old friend who hasn’t replied to any of your calls or texts in the last six years & has clearly muted you on Instagram
ALL TALK: Local woman Maggie Phillips was caught off guard today by a chance encounter with old friend Karen Johnson, who exclaimed "OMG, I haven't seen you in ages. I've missed you!" It comes despite Karen Johnson not replying to...
Aussie influencer who secretly regrets moving to Bali, now dedicated to convincing others to make the same mistake he did
IN TOO DEEP: An Australian influencer is posting videos of himself spruiking the benefits of living in Bali, while stuck in his Canggu villa with a severe case of Bali belly. "There are huge tax advantages in Bali, property is...
Local woman filled to the brim with Botox and Ozempic shocks partygoers by saying she’s not wearing a Halloween costume
FRIGHT NIGHT: Guests at a Halloween party in Rose Bay were left stunned this afternoon after one partygoer declared she was not wearing any kind of costume. Chantelle Blake-Riley arrived at the party in a simple black singlet and jeans,...
Lower North Shore man torn between wearing his chinos normally, or rolling them slightly up to flaunt the labels on his R.M. Williams
FASHION DILEMMA: As summer's hottest months approach, one Cremorne man has been considering rolling up his chinos, but not for the reason you may think. "A lot of my friends roll up their pants to expose the labels on their...
Time Out magazine names Double Bay Library as Sydney’s best place to socialise while pretending to study for the HSC
STUDY MATES: Double Bay Library has been crowned Sydney's most popular venue for students to hang out while pretending to study. Time Out magazine is praising the library for its natural light, comfortable couches and crowds of year 12 students...
‘Working on a new project, but can’t say much yet!’ says local woman whose only step so far is paying for a photo shoot
BIG THINGS COMING: A Bondi Junction woman has taken the first brave step in her career as an entrepreneur. Nikki Brenner has spent $1200 on a professional photographer to get a range of headshots of herself. “I can’t believe this...
Local divorcee re-enters Sydney’s party scene, but this time with necklaces, bracelets and his top three shirt buttons undone
BOLD TRANSFORMATION: After a ten year partying hiatus, local man Michael Labroy is back on Sydney's social scene. And this time he's not mucking around. The 53 year old recent divorcee was spotted yesterday at the Coogee Bay Hotel, wearing...
Bondi wellness influencer loses thousands of followers after being spotted drinking a cafe latte instead of a matcha latte
MATCHA DO ABOUT NOTHING: Bondi influencer Belle Carr-Wright has watched her Instagram follower count plummet by 8,213 overnight, all because of her decision to order a cafe latte instead of her usual matcha latte. "This is a huge fall from...
Double Bay man prepares for torrid trek up Bellevue Hill by donning a puffer jacket with his finance company’s name printed on it
ADVENTURE MAN: A Double Bay man is being praised for his courage and tenacity as he began an ambitious trek up Bellevue Hill this evening. "It's not Everest, but it's close," Oliver Mertles told DBT, as he made his way up...
