Analysis
Double Bay man prepares for torrid trek up Bellevue Hill by donning a puffer jacket with his finance company’s name printed on it
ADVENTURE MAN: A Double Bay man is being praised for his courage and tenacity as he began an ambitious trek up Bellevue Hill this evening. "It's not Everest, but it's close," Oliver Mertles told DBT, as he made his way up...
Australians shocked by reports The Project is set to be axed; “We didn’t realise it was still on,” they say
CANCEL CULTURE: Amid growing rumours The Project is about to be axed by Network TEN, Australians are overwhelmingly responding with the same reaction: “Wait, that’s still on?” Once an iconic mainstay of Australian current affairs television, the show has struggled...
The only fun thing to do in Kings Cross these days is line up to buy fried chicken: Report
PARTY TIME: Long queues to enter nightclubs have been replaced by even longer queues to buy fried chicken, as Kings Cross struggles to recover from Sydney's debilitating lockout laws. Insane lines built up today as foodies raced to get a...
Local real estate agent still flaunting heavily branded BMW umbrella, 30 minutes after it stopped raining
BRANDING EXERCISE: A recent run of wet weather in Sydney is being welcomed by local real estate agent Mark Arnold as a chance to use his heavily branded BMW umbrella. But there are reports today that he was still using...
Growing calls to ban Liberal Party leaders from playing sport to protect the public from physical and emotional harm
BENCHED: After yet another embarrassing sporting disaster, safety experts are now urgently calling for a permanent ban on any future Liberal Party leader participating in sport. "First it was John Howard's tragic bowling display, then Scott Morrison's notorious tackle on...
“I never drink coffee after midday,” says Bondi wellness expert after her 9th line at 8.30am
WIRED AWAKE: A Sydney woman partying well into this morning has told his friends she refuses to drink coffee after midday. "Caffeine is toxic," says Diana Linton. "I've learnt the hard way (laughs)." Ms Linton says she struggles to get...
“Take me to the resort where White Lotus was filmed, or we are done!” says local woman to her boyfriend of three weeks
ULTIMATUM: A local woman has been applying some heavy pressure on her new boyfriend today, after the pair watched the first few episodes of The White Lotus. Even though they've only been an item for three weeks, she's demanding a...
Biker on busy Darlinghurst Rd last night, angry nobody gave a flying fuck about his loud engine
ATTENTION SEEKER: A Sydney motorbike rider is criticising pedestrians around Kings Cross after riding down Darlinghurst road last night and not one person looked at him. Despite revving his engine to a deafening crescendo, Mark Condoni's attempts to capture the...
“The Australia Day date must never change!” declares white man who is still traumatised by the Coon Cheese rebrand
SET IN HIS WAYS: As Australian Day approaches, one Brisbane man is doing everything he can to ensure his voice is heard, as he does every year around this time. “The date must always remain January 26,” says Steve Waters....
Regulators force ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here’ to be renamed; ‘Get Me Out Of Here’
HARSH REALITY: Television regulators have forced the long-running reality show 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here' to change its name. After the premier episode of the 2025 season aired last night, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has...
