Analysis
Local woman says “yep, that’s a good one” after only looking at herself in group photo
SELF-CENTRED SELFIE: A stand off has emerged at a local bar this evening among three friends unable to decide which group photo to post on instagram. DBT understands the women are each pushing for different photos, based entirely on how...
Fears raised for eastern suburbs man who went to Brisbane, but didn’t stay at the Calile Hotel
OFF THE GRID: In a move that has sent ripples through Sydney's east, a Rose Bay man has chosen to not stay at the prestigious Calile Hotel during his trip to Brisbane. A short time ago Chris Maddison posted a...
“I hate NYE, all I want to do this year is stay home & chill,” claims man who hasn’t been invited anywhere yet
OPEN TO OPPORTUNITIES: With only a few days before the start of 2024, Sydney's Felix Johns still has no plans for New Year's Eve. "I'm just over the whole NYE thing," he told DBT. "Too much noise, too crowded. I'm...
“Sydney’s air quality is so poor today,” says man who takes a hit of his vape every 14 seconds
SMOKE & MIRRORS: Sydney’s air quality has plummeted due to smoke from a major bushfire burning more than 400 kilometres away in the state’s north-west. "All this smoke is so bad for my lungs," says local man Quincy Ryan. "I'm...
Corporate drone attempts to show he has a personality by wearing Santa hat at work
JOY TO THE WORLD: A shy office worker is showing his playful side today in a desperate bid to prove that he's much more than just a lifeless accountant. "Sometimes you gotta live a little," says Joel Tyler. "I'm getting...
Local woman begins ‘Wholesome Byron Bay girl era’ after partying hard in Sydney for the last 6 weeks straight
STUNNING TRANSFORMATION: It's been a busy summer so far for Sydney PR queen Chloe Montgomery-Masters. The 31 year old has been overwhelmed by Christmas parties, PR activations and drug-fuelled benders. But after arriving in Byron Bay yesterday for a 10...
#BREAKING: Boomer on the loose, trying to make small talk with strangers about the hot weather
GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid an elderly woman who is walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the heat. "The woman is described as friendly, with greying hair and probably around 65 years old," says...
Westfield Bondi Junction now charging $20 entry fee, as shoppers queue for the air conditioning
AIR CON: Shoppers going to Westfield at Bondi Junction to escape today's scorching heat are in for a surprise. "In a bid to keep the centre from overcrowding, we've introduced a $20 entry fee," says a statement from Westfield Bondi...
Work friends become real friends after doing a line together at their office Christmas party
POWER CHAT: Two corporate drones at a large accounting firm snuck away for a cheeky line at their work Christmas party last night, and their friendship has now entered a new phase. Jye Marwah and James Smith were seen hugging...
“Work hard, play hard,” says unemployed man on luxurious Maldives holiday, paid for entirely by his parents
LIVING LARGE: A Sydney man staying in a lavish water villa in the Maldives has been posting a raft of envy-inducing photos and videos with the #WorkHardPlayHard hashtag. "It's so good to finally have a chance to wind down," Marcus...
