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NYE COVID CURFEW: QLD Premier Everyone Needs To Be Home By 10.30pm
FUN POLICE: The New Year's Eve plans of millions of Brisbane residents have been thrown into disarray. The QLD state government has just announced a landmark New Year’s Eve curfew covering the Brisbane metropolitan area. “Anyone found roaming the streets...
Extended family acting like they all love each other for one day of the year
NUMBERS GAME: A Sydney family is acting like a loving, cohesive unit, only because of certain numbers on a calendar, it's been confirmed. The Riley family are reportedly burdened by several complex issues, with some family members having a deep...
Man Who Posted Covid Data Screenshot To His Insta Stories Awarded Pulitzer Prize For Journalism
DATA HACK: Sydney's Reece Withers has been awarded journalism's most prestigious prize for posting the daily covid numbers to his Instagram stories. "NSW Health would like to thank Mr Withers for his commitment to sharing important public health information," said...
Local Cocaine Users Overwhelm State Government’s Free Nose & Sinus Clearing Service
BACKED UP: Cocaine users around Sydney are turning out in droves to take advantage of the state government's new complementary nose and sinus clearing service. "It's great to see NSW Health offering this important service," says one regular cocaine user....
Divorce Rates Plummet In Sydney’s East As Cosmetic Clinics Reopen: Report
COUPLE'S GOALS: The reopening of cosmetic clinics in Sydney's east has triggered a significant drop in the number of couples filing for divorce, according to a new report. The NSW Registry of Births Deaths & Marriages says divorce rates in...
Tim Paine Walks Out Of Ch 7 Interview, As Journo Admits She Didn’t Read The Texts He Sent Her
NETWORK WOES: Channel 7 News has become the news once again, after another high profile guest dramatically walked out of an exclusive interview with the network. Former Australian test cricket captain Tim Paine was left visibly frustrated and offended when...
#BREAKING: Tim Paine Hired By Craig Kelly To Help Send Unsolicited Text Messages
SIDE HUSTLE: The former Australian cricket captain Tim Paine has secured employment as communications manager in the office United Australia Party (UAP) MP Craig Kelly. "We think Tim will be a real asset to the UAP in the lead up...
Mum With 3 Kids, Dog & A Mortgage Posts ‘Throw Back’ Pic From When She Actually Had A Life
WAY BACK WHEN: A local mother of three has once again resorted to posting old photos of herself to make her life seem interesting on Instagram. Today Lara Clarke posted a photo of herself dancing and drinking at a pool...
ALL TALK: ‘Let’s Do A Boys Trip To Ibiza!’ Texts Mate Who Can’t Even Show Up To Beers In Bondi
SURE MATE: A Sydney man is being accused of being 'all talk and no action' after suggesting an elaborate and costly 'boys trip' to Europe. Mike Maxwell (pictured on the left) is well known for constantly letting his friends down...
#BREAKING: ICAC Launches Fresh Inquiry Into What Gladys Ever Saw In Daryl Maguire
HOT MESS: ICAC has today announced a new investigation into the relationship between the former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and disgraced former Liberal MP Daryl Maguire. "We suspect something else was happening which has yet to be investigated, because he...
