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‘George Floyd Should’ve Followed The Law!’ Argues Melbourne Man Who Refuses To Wear A Face Mask
A Melbourne conspiracy theorist has been exposed as a complete and utter battler after sharing his contradictory views on mandatory face masks. At the height of the Black Lives Matter protests in July, Anthony Secombe tried to argue that George...
Network Which Banned Ellen For Being ‘Toxic,’ Still Totally OK To Run MAFS
The Nine Network has taken the moral high ground today, pulling The Ellen DeGeneres Show from its on-air line up, amid 'toxic workplace' allegations. But the move is being labelled as 'hypocritical,' given Nine will continue to air the trashiest...
Wuhan Water Park Pool Found To Contain Less Disease Than Ivy Pool On Sundays
A team of researchers are playing down concerns about a huge dance party that took place in a packed Wuhan water park over the weekend. Despite Wuhan being ground zero for Covid-19, the pool at the 'Wuhan Maya Beach Water...
Daniel Andrews Blamed For Sharp Decline In Demand For North Face Clothing
The Victorian Premier is being blamed for a dramatic fall in sales of North Face clothing and outdoor equipment. Daniel Andrews often wears a North Face jacket to his daily Covid press conferences. The US brand says the impact has...
Cardinal George Pell Speaks Out Against Calls To Ban TikTok
Cardinal George Pell says he's "strongly opposed" to growing calls to ban the Chinese-owned video sharing app TikTok. "I think it amounts to censorship," says Pell. "Donald Trump should keep his hands off TikTok. I think it's a great app...
World’s Best TV Weather Presenter Now Apparently Not Good Enough For Channel TEN
One of the world's leading TV weather presenters has reportedly been dumped by Channel TEN after a 25 year association with the network. Tim Bailey is well-known for his perfect prose and pronunciation, and his quirky, captivating delivery. "No more...
Dancing Like A Muppet Among Studio Audience Doesn’t Make You Popular: Report
A groundbreaking new report shows dancing amongst studio audience members like a muppet does nothing to boost the popularity of TV hosts. "Our survey shows 72% of respondents label this kind of behaviour as 'attention seeking, annoying and unnecessary,'" says...
Woolworths’ New Face Mask Policy Revealed As Strategy To Reduce Grape Theft
Woolworths' new policy encouraging shoppers to wear face masks has been revealed as a ploy to prevent them stealing grapes. "Publicly the policy is being implemented under the guise of stopping the spread of Coronavirus," says a head office employee...
Premier Blames Potts Point Covid Cluster On ‘Increase In Alcohol Fuelled Violence’
The NSW Premier is flaggeding tougher lockout laws for Kings Cross and Potts Point after a reported spike in alcohol fuelled violence in the area. "A increase in alcohol consumption during the pandemic has triggered several one-punch attacks," says Gladys...
Wuhan Wet Markets Allowed To Reopen After Vendors Put Up ‘We’re Covid Safe’ Sign
Despite international calls for the permanent closure of the Wuhan Wet Markets, the World Health Organisation has given the green light for the market to resume trading. The controversial move follows all market vendors agreeing to put up a 'We're...
