Biker on busy Darlinghurst Rd last night, angry nobody gave a flying fuck about his loud engine

ATTENTION SEEKER: A Sydney motorbike rider is criticising pedestrians around Kings Cross after riding down Darlinghurst road last night and not one person looked at him.

Despite revving his engine to a deafening crescendo, Mark Condoni’s attempts to capture the attention of pedestrians was met with a complete lack of interest.

“I thought my engine was gonna be the main attraction,” Mark Condoni told DBT.

The 37 year old is keen to reenforce his passion for motorbikes, but he’s quick to differentiate himself from motorcycle gang members.

“I’m not a bikie,” he says. “But I do have a menacing beard and have a very noisy exhaust system. These people obviously are jealous or something.”

Marc Condoni says he’s considering relocating his Saturday night attention-seeking rides to another location.

“I might head over to Oxford Street, where there are lots of people at bus stops and waiting in queues to get into clubs and bars.” he says.

“People should be taking notice!”