
FOMO: With only one day to go before New Year’s Eve, a Sydney man is taking drastic and desperate steps to uncover how his friends arespending the big night.
“I haven’t been invited anywhere yet,” Dan Borger admitted to DBT.
“But I suspect there is a party happening.”
To find out, the 31 year old has hired a private investigator to track suspicious group chats, analyse social media patterns and conduct covert surveillance.
So far the investigator has spotted one of Dan’s friends at a party supply store purchasing 50 sparklers and a crate of champagne.
“He’s also found a cryptic Facebook event titled ‘NYE Vibes – Secret Location,’ which I was not invited to,” says Dan.
As he awaits the investigator’s final report, Dan Borger has been refreshing his Instagram every 30 seconds for clues.
“I’ll confront my friends if I find out they have excluded me from an event,” he says.
“I’ll show up with my P.I and crash it. “I don’t care if it’s awkward—I’m not starting 2025 like this.”