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Bondi woman still basing her entire personality on going to Coachella six years ago
FORMER GLORY: While Jasmine Turner couldn't get to Coachella this year, she's been posting a steady stream of throwback photos from her time there six years ago. "It was such a life changing experience for me," the PR account executive...
“I’m on a seven figure salary,” says man who includes figures after decimal point
CREATIVE COUNTING: A local man has been discredited after intentionally inflating his salary. Friends and colleagues of Adrian Marks say the entry level sales associate had become well known for regularly telling people that he's 'on seven figures.' "He often...
Couple who’ve never been able to keep a house plant alive, now considering having a baby
PLANT PARENTHOOD: A local couple are considering embarking on the next stage of their parenting career. Ben and his wife Pip Norman have had have a long and tragic history of being unable to keep even the hardiest houseplants alive....
“Sugar is toxic” claims nutritionist with silicone breast implants & face full of botox
BITTER SWEET: A self-described 'nutritionist' with lips and breasts filled with harsh chemicals has added her voice to the 'sugar is toxic' movement. Sydney's Linley Brulia is backing up scientific research showing that sugar has harmful effects on the metabolism...
Australia’s peak science body demands the Nine Network stop calling MAFS an ‘experiment’
LAB RATS: Australia's peak science body issued an ultimatum to the Nine Network. The CSIRO is demanding Nine stop referring to its toxic reality TV show, Married at First Sight as an 'experiment.' "We believe this is a misleading and...
Local woman pretends to have pilates before dinner date, purely so she can wear activewear
ACTIVE WHERE? A Sydney woman has surprised her Tinder date tonight, by turning up in skin-tight lycra leggings with a sports bra. “Nice to finally meet you,” Justine De Mont was heard saying to her date. “Sorry, I just came...
Federal government launches helpline for people who talk about MAFS in social situations
TRASH TALK: The Prime Minister is today expressing 'grave concern' for people who discuss Married At First Sight while out socialising. "I don't have a problem with people watching the show, but talking about it with friends, colleagues and even...
“Call me anytime, I’m here for you” says man with phone on silent and 89 missed calls at 1pm
CAUGHT NAPPING: A local man is under fire today for being uncontactable as his friend tried calling him 89 times, and sending 15 text messages within the space of one hour. Miles Manning was in deep sleep and blissfully unaware...
Social media influencers now outnumber regular social media users: Report
SATURATION POINT: A new report has delivered a dire outlook for the future of social media influencers. "Of the 2 billion active Instagram and Tik Tok users, 1.1 billion of them now list their primary occupation as 'influencer,'" says Brae...