August 5, 2023
HEAD & BOULDERS: The cost of living crisis has just become even more serious for one Sydney family.
Last night Greg Noble liberally applied his wife’s $200 a bottle L’Oreal Kerastase hair elixir to wash his nether regions.
“I’m not going to lie, my balls are feeling so soft and rejuvenated right now,” he told DBT. “But it was a costly mistake.
“While in the shower, I thought it was my regular Palmolive 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash.”
The discovery was made by Greg Noble’s wife who noticed his sweeter than normal smelling crown jewels.
“She was spewing,” he says. “She only uses her expensive shampoo for special occasions.”
“But look, she’s been using my mega expensive Gillette Fusion razors on her legs and armpits, so whatever.”
