“I hate NYE, all I want to do this year is stay home & chill,” claims man who hasn’t been invited anywhere yet

OPEN TO OPPORTUNITIES: With only a few days before the start of 2024, Sydney’s Felix Johns still has no plans for New Year’s Eve.

“I’m just over the whole NYE thing,” he told DBT. “Too much noise, too crowded. I’m all about a quiet night in.

“Everything I need is at home and the best view of the fireworks is on ABC TV!”

But friends of the 31 year old tell a very different story.

They claim he’s been covertly trying to get information about everyone’s New Year’s Eve plans, and even trying to secure an invite somewhere, anywhere.

“He’s been checking his phone non-stop,” confided a close friend, who asked to remain anonymous.

“He even bought a new outfit ‘just in case.'”