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Sydney man announces he’s no longer accepting any new friends, unless they own a boat
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: After living in Sydney's eastern suburbs for his entire life, Steve Christo has cemented a strong friend group. The 32 year old has previously said he's not open to any new friendships, but today he's admitted to...
“All the pollen around at the moment is wrecking my sinuses,” says Potts Point man who had three bags to himself last night
SNIFFLES: Eastern suburbs residents say Sydney’s pollen season is hitting harder than usual, though not everyone is convinced it’s entirely to blame. “It’s brutal,” said Potts Point resident Trent Marsden-McNicol, his pupils still dilated after polishing off three bags last...
TIME TO REFLECT: Waverley Council install a large mirror at Bondi outdoor gym
ONE MORE SET: Attendance at Bondi outdoor gym was higher than normal today, after Waverley Council installed a large mirror along the beachfront. Gym regulars say they’re finally able to get a proper workout. "Honestly the mirror is the best...
#BREAKING: Waverley Council approves weekly crop-dusting of spray tan over Bondi Beach
GLOW UP: As summer fast approaches, Waverley Council has announced a new initiative to give beach goers a golden glow, without having to spend hours in the sun. “Not everyone can afford regular spray tan sessions at $70 a pop,...
Woollahra Council announce one lane of New South Head Rd to be exclusively used for Range Rovers
LUXURY LANE: Traffic gridlock on New South Head Rd in Sydney's east could soon be a thing of the past, at least for Range Rover drivers. Woollahra Council has today confirmed that one lane of the notoriously congested road will...
Local teen relaxing at home, blissfully unaware he probably wont be able to afford to live in Sydney as an adult
PRICED OUT: A Bondi teenager has spent the afternoon kicking back in his lounge room, clueless about the mass exodus of Sydney due to its unaffordable housing, especially in the east. “I can’t wait to grow up and buy a...
Eastern suburbs man dropping first date home in Mosman, asks if she’d cover the Harbour Bridge toll
TAKING A TOLL: There was awkward first date energy in Sydney this evening when a Double Bay man dropping a first date home to Mosman casually asked if she’d pay for the Harbour Bridge toll. “He kept talking about the...
Transport NSW announce new ferry service from Moore Park to Bondi Junction
FLOOD RELIEF: Sydney Ferries has today announced a new service connecting Moore Park and Bondi Junction, as flooded roads force drivers to re-think their commute. Transport NSW says there will be six ferries per day starting near the Moore Park...
Toxic boss who makes your life hell on a daily basis, now suddenly wants to know if you’re ok
DEFINITELY NOT OK: A Sydney CEO has taken a quick break from his oppressive rule over staff by asking them if they're OK, and offering them a free R U OK Day cupcake. In accordance with the company's R U...
Survival pack: Get ready for Sydney summer 2025-26
CABANA CULTURE: With spring in the air, and warmer temperatures upon us, DBT has released this timely Sydney summer survival pack. Topping the list is the beach cabana, to be erected now to reserve a Bondi sand patch for November....
