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Catching the ferry during a storm now the only vaguely fun thing left to do in Sydney: Report
NANNY STATE: As New South Wales continues to weather relentless storms, Sydney-siders are discovering the city's last remaining vaguely fun activity. Ferry operators are reporting an unexpected surge in passengers eager to brave the elements. "We just smoked a spliff...
“It’s just so nice to get out of Sydney for a bit,” says eastern suburbs woman staying at friend’s place in Glebe
DISCONNECT: Rose Bay resident Sarah Tallow is describing her weekend getaway to Glebe as "exactly the escape from city life" she needed, despite the Inner West suburb being located only 2 kilometres from the CBD. Ms Tallow arrived at her...
Eastern suburbs relationship break up scandal: “You never told me you went to a public school!”
DARK PAST: A seemingly idyllic eastern suburbs couple has spectacularly imploded after a shocking revelation rocked their relationship; he went to a public school. "I feel so betrayed," Melinda Evans told DBT. "We've been dating for months already and he...
Man sets up his cabana on Campbell Parade to reserve himself a parking spot for planned visit to Bondi Beach tomorrow
LAND GRAB: A Darlinghurst man has sparked outrage after setting up a full beach cabana and two folding chairs in a vacant Campbell Parade car space. "I'll just leave it set up here until I decide to come to the...
#BREAKING: Woollahra Council announces Camp Cove Beach will now only be available to residents of Watsons Bay and Vaucluse
BEACH BOUNCERS: Woollahra Council has tonight confirmed new access arrangements for the exclusive Camp Cove Beach at Watsons Bay. Council rangers are now monitoring entry points to the beach, only allowing in people who are residents of either Watsons Bay...
#BREAKING: Sydney family finally realise it was a hot day, after watching the 6pm news
OLD MEDIA: A Sydney family of three watching the evening news were shocked to find that today was in fact very hot. "Wow, I didn't realise," said the father, Damian De Silva. He said the news provided crucial clarity on...
Sutherland Shire man with speaker on full volume has no doubt everyone at Camp Cove wants to hear Tiesto from 2007
AH THE SERENITY: A Cronulla man visiting one of Sydney's most relaxing and picturesque harbour beaches says his decision to bring a portable speaker and blast dated dance music was "exactly what everyone needed." Dean Tanner arrived at Camp Cove just...
“It’s so good to be out here in nature,” says eastern suburbs woman during a short stint in the beer garden at Club Rose Bay
WILDERNESS: A Darling Point woman is rediscovering the joys of nature in the beer garden at the newly opened Merivale venue, Club Rose Bay "It's so nice to be outside among the plants and trees," said Maggie Tunstall to her...
Sydney man begins camping out to secure a spot ahead of the NYE fireworks for 2027
EARLY BIRD: As most Australians wake up today with hefty new year hangovers, one Sydney is up bright and early. Winston McLatchey has begun camping out in a desperate attempt to guarantee a spot to watch the fireworks display for...
HOUSING CRISIS WORSENS: Sydney’s homeless mistaken for people camping out to watch the fireworks
TENT CITY: Sydney's housing crisis is on full display this morning with thousands of homeless people cramming harbourside locations and other public spaces. Many mainstream news outlets are mistakenly reporting that these people are camping out for good views of...
