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Lonely Planet release its new travel guide: ‘The Worst Four Things To Do In Sydney 2025’
TOURIST TRAPS: Travel guide publisher Lonely Planet has released its much anticipated 'The Worst four Things To Do In Sydney, 2025,' with The Royal Easter Show taking out the top spot. "Visitors can look forward to three‑hour queue marathons for...
Local real estate agent still flaunting heavily branded BMW umbrella, 30 minutes after it stopped raining
BRANDING EXERCISE: A recent run of wet weather in Sydney is being welcomed by local real estate agent Mark Arnold as a chance to use his heavily branded BMW umbrella. But there are reports today that he was still using...
Double Bay boomer demanding refund on her Royal Easter Show tickets, after finally realising it’s no longer held at Moore Park
OLD SCHOOL: Local boomer Meredith Hampton is demanding an immediate refund on her Royal Easter Show tickets after discovering the event is no longer located at Moore Park. It comes despite the iconic Sydney event moving to Sydney Olympic Park,...
Father who regularly pays $350 for a bag, refusing to pay $20 for an Easter showbag
NOSE CANDY: A Sydney father who regularly spends a quarter of his weekly salary on eight balls, says showbags are way too expensive. Today Josh Laird refused to buy his young son Henry a $20 Cadbury showbag at this year's...
“It feels scary out here in the western suburbs,” says Rose Bay man visiting Broadway Shopping Centre
WILD WEST: In a tale of urban adventure and unexpected bravery, a Rose Bay man has recounted his experience on the other side of the city at Broadway Shopping Centre. Ned Coutts refers to the area as the 'Western Suburbs,'...
#BREAKING: Trump offers to drop tariffs on Australian goods if his image is projected onto the Opera House every night for the next 12 months
TRADE TALKS: One of the world's most famous buildings is at risk of being compromised by the image of the U.S President. Donald Trump wants his headshot projected onto the sails of the Sydney Opera House every night for an...
Homeless, unemployed & single; Sydney woman solves all her problems with a single bikini selfie on local Facebook group
BARGAINING POWER: The blurry line between neighbourhood Facebook group and dating/jobs/accomodation website, has been crossed yet again. Amid Sydney's escalating rental crisis, local woman Lou Grace has posted an alluring photo of herself on Bondi Local Loop, with the caption:...
“Buy the dip,” suggests eastern suburbs trust fund recipient who still lives at home with his parents
HIGH ROLLER: An eastern suburbs trust fund recipient was dishing out unsolicited financial advice over lunch today with friends. As global markets fell on fears of a tariff war, Fabian Lollingsworth told friends to "buy the dip." The 32-year-old, whose...
Patrick Schwarzenegger’s much anticipated visit to Bondi Beach abandoned after he was unable to find a parking spot
WIPE OUT: One of Hollywood's biggest stars has fallen victim to the logistical nightmares of visiting Bondi Beach. White Lotus actor Patrick Schwarzenegger was unable to find a parking spot this afternoon, despite circling the area for almost two hours....
Eastern suburbs man goes for drive in wet weather to help try justify $200k Range Rover purchase
WET WEATHER BANDIT: Continued light drizzle in Sydney’s east today is proving no obstacle for Peter Simons. The Double Bay man has embarked on a daring mission, driving his $200,000 Range Rover through waters rising up to 3cm in one...
