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Middle aged man completely unaware club playing all his favourite tracks is having a retro night

OLD SCHOOL: A local 48 year old man has returned to Sydney's clubbing scene tonight after a 20 year hiatus. David Marshall-Bryant wore his coolest clothes and trucker cap to a popular Sydney nightclub and shouted to nobody in particular:...
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Bondi man recovers from long weekend drug & alcohol debauchery after having a multivitamin

COMEBACK KID: A local man has staged a dramatic recovery from 3 full days of alcohol and drug abuse. Two football grand finals, a music festival, two house parties and even a few Hinge dates; Marc Fisher-Grant has seen a...
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Discount retailer Target releases ‘Sydney Real Estate Agent’ costume set for Halloween

FRIGHT NIGHT: Have you ever dreamed of working as a Sydney real estate agent? Now you can at least dress like one after discount retailer Target released its Sydney real estate agent costume kit, just in time for Halloween. "So...
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“This view of Botany Bay looks just like the Mediterranean,” says Bondi Junction realtor who’s never been overseas

BOLD CLAIMS: A young Sydney real estate agent trying to sell a Bondi Junction one-bedder is claiming the view over Botany Bay "looks just like the Mediterranean." "They could film White Lotus here," agent Mark Henshaw joked to some potential buyers....
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Totti’s Bondi now rejecting anyone with less than 5k Instagram followers

RIF RAF: Popular eatery Totti's Bondi, has announced a strict new policy: no entry for patrons with less than 5,000 Instagram followers. Totti's management says the rule aims to ensure the restaurant keeps attracting the "right crowd." “We need to...
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Local man with limited pocket space forced to decide between his vape and his asthma inhaler

POCKET PRIORITIES: A local man preparing to catch up with an old friend today is struggling to decide between two vital companions. With his slim-fit jean pockets already filled with his phone, keys and wallet Peter Cook only has space...
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Roosters fan disoriented & scared after leaving the east for tonight’s game at Shark Park

DOWN SOUTH: A Roosters fan at Shark Park - also known as PointsBet stadium - for tonight's NRL elimination final is reportedly feeling overwhelmed, confused and frightened. "To be honest, I haven't left the eastern suburbs in about two years,"...
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‘THE BAY BOYS’ Police warning of a ‘Bra Boys’ style gang now operating in Double Bay

ESHAY BAH: Double Bay's tranquil streets are being threatened by a new gang dubbed 'The Bay Boys,' who appear to be based on Maroubra's infamous 'Bra Boys'. "The Bay Boys are flourishing in and around Double Bay," says Chief Inspector...
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‘MY BIG REVEAL’ Darlinghurst man posts before/after selfie, after losing 0.74kgs

FLAB TO FAB: What started as a plan to shred for the start of spring, has ended in a complete career overhaul. And it all happened in two months. In July, Billy Tander-Johns set out to lose some weight. Today...
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SYDNEY RENTAL CRISIS: Man offering to rent out his flat for 2 hours while he’s at Bondi Markets

SHORT-TERM RENTAL: Sydney's rental crisis appears to be escalating, with one Bondi homeowner advertising to rent out his one bedroom unit on an hourly basis. "My sun-filled apartment is available for rent this Sunday while my wife and I go...
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