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#BREAKING: Sydney Royal Easter Show announces brand new ‘eastern suburbs’ showbag

ON THE BAGS: The Royal Easter show's move from Moore Park to Olympic Park in Sydney's west back in 1998 has led to a steady fall in visitor numbers from Sydney's east. But now show organisers are trying to reverse...
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The Apollo restaurant in Potts Point now turning away anyone with less than 5k Instagram followers

RIGHT CROWD: Popular Greek taverna The Apollo has announced a strict new policy: no entry for patrons with less than 5,000 Instagram followers. Apollo management says the rule aims to ensure the restaurant keeps attracting the "right crowd." “We need...
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“Sorry we’re late, train delays,” claims constantly unreliable eastern suburbs man who hasn’t used public transport in 14 years

OFF THE RAILS: A Sydney man has attempted to use today's train delays as an excuse to run late for dinner with friends. However DBT can reveal Grant Freyer-Stanton hasn't set foot on public transport since leaving school in 2011....
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“The economy will be completely cashless in 5 years,” claims man who withdraws $350 from the ATM every Friday & Saturday night

WITHDRAWALS: A local crypto enthusiast is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be cashless by 2027. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Richard Thorpe told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
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Eastern suburbs former private school boy now calling everyone ‘cuz’ in desperate bid to fit in at the Lakemba night markets

CUZZY BRO: A Rose Bay man completely transformed his use of the English language last night after driving just 29 minutes from his home. Former Cranbrookian Dane Bradley-McGovern resorted to calling everyone 'cuz' while visiting the vibrant, bustling Lakemba night...
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Scots College asks student who grew up in Randwick to give speech at assembly about overcoming adversity

RAGS TO RICHES: A student at a prestigious private school in Sydney's eastern suburbs has shared his remarkable story of transformation, against all odds. Year 11 Scots College student, Dane Oliver-Gordon gave a speech at school assembly yesterday about his...
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Allegra Spender calls for drivers to be exempt from all traffic & parking laws, as long as they have their hazard lights on and drive a BMW

ELECTION SWEETENER: The election is yet to be called, but Allegra Spender is proposing a bold new policy aimed at shoring up votes in her electorate of Wentworth. The Teal independent is pushing for a groundbreaking new policy, allowing drivers...
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Network TEN announce new reality show: ‘Bondi Junction Rescue,’ where lifeguards save people who’ve lost their car in the Westfield car park

GOD'S WORK: Network TEN has just announced a brand new spin-off of its popular TV show, Bondi Rescue, and it's set to make waves on dry land. "In 'Bondi Junction Rescue' our brave lifeguards swap paddle boards for parking lot...
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Hungover man avoids acquaintance at Coles by pretending to look at cereal boxes for 7 minutes

CEREAL AVOIDANCE: A Sydney man has successfully dodged an awkward encounter with a neighbour by pretending to scrutinise cereal boxes at Coles Bondi Junction. Jack Wilton, who was badly hungover this morning, found himself in a precarious situation when he...
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Rose Bay couple send daughter to boarding school at Ascham, just so they can avoid the daily traffic on New South Head Rd

TRAFFIC HACK: A Rose Bay couple is raising eyebrows after enrolling their 14 year old daughter into Ascham's boarding program, despite living only four kilometres from the school. "The traffic every day on New South Head Rd is a nightmare,"...
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