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Eastern suburbs man buys tickets to see Oasis in Melbourne so he doesn’t have to deal with the traffic leaving Olympic Park

OASIS HACK: A Double Bay man is taking the unprecedented step of flying to Melbourne, just to avoid the gridlock traffic whenever there's an event on at Sydney Olympic Park. Paul Watts has purchased tickets for his girlfriend and himself...
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Sydney woman devastated as her usual barista quits, leaving her to explain her complex coffee order to someone new

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: A Paddington woman has been left reeling after her trusted barista left his job, shattering her morning routine and plunging her into the unthinkable; explaining her coffee order to a different barista. For the last two years...
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Double Bay woman spends $25 on an Uber to Kmart, to return a faulty kettle worth $7.50

GIRL MATH: A local woman has been left out of pocket after paying $25 on an Uber to Bondi Junction Kmart, to return a kettle worth only $7.50. Katie Maxwell-Moore says she purchased the kettle on a spontaneous shopping spree...
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Waverley Council installs mirrors on the Bondi to Bronte path, so walkers can check how they’re looking

TIME FOR REFLECTION: The Bondi to Bronte coastal walk in Sydney's east is well-known as a great place to be seen, now the local council is ensuring walkers can also see themselves. "After much community consultation, we're pleased to complete...
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Man using Bondi Local Loop to find a flatmate who could also maybe one day be his girlfriend

DESPERATE TIMES, DESPERATE MEASURES: A local man is taking advantage of Sydney's rental crisis by renting out his spare room, in a last ditch bid to find a girlfriend. Mark Kennedy posted an ad on Bondi Local Loop asking for...
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Sydney man announces he’s no longer accepting any new friends, unless they own a boat

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: After living in Sydney's eastern suburbs for his entire life, Steve Christo has cemented a strong friend group. The 32 year old has previously said he's not open to any new friendships, but today he's admitted to...
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Discount retailer Target releases ‘Sydney Real Estate Agent’ costume set for Halloween

FRIGHT NIGHT: Have you ever dreamed of working as a Sydney real estate agent? Now you can at least dress like one after discount retailer Target released its Sydney real estate agent costume kit, just in time for Halloween. "So...
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Local rev head refusing to believe nobody wants to hear his offensively loud engine and cringe 1990’s techno

NOISE POLLUTION: In a tragic case of delusion, Sydney rev head Ben Ansari remains firmly convinced that everyone is in awe of his souped-up Mercedes AMG A45, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The 32 year old regularly drives from...
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Lonely Planet release its new travel guide; ‘Worst Four Places In Sydney, 2024’

PLACES TO AVOID: Travel guide publisher Lonely Planet has released its much anticipated '4 Worst Places In Sydney, 2024,' with Bondi Icebergs sauna taking out the top spot. "It's an extremely dodgy sauna," says the Lonely Planet guide. "It's full...
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Low voter turnout in Sydney for local government elections, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking

ROADBLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's local government elections. Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by...
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