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ALL TALK: ‘Let’s Do A Boys Trip To Ibiza!’ Texts Mate Who Can’t Even Show Up To Beers In Bondi
SURE MATE: A Sydney man is being accused of being 'all talk and no action' after suggesting an elaborate and costly 'boys trip' to Europe. Mike Maxwell (pictured on the left) is well known for constantly letting his friends down...
Entire Friendship Now Solely Based On Liking Each Other’s Instagram Posts
STILL IN TOUCH: Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they've barely spoken since 2015. "I don't think people need to talk or see each other in person to have thriving friendships," says Tom...
#BREAKING: Cafe Worker Removes Sandwich From Toaster Without Being Reminded By Customer
A Sydney cafe worker is being praised for showing unprecedented initiative while working today. Matt Nagle remembered to remove a toasted sandwich from the toaster without being prompted by the customer. “I was feeling particularly on point today,” says the...
NSW Premier Unveils Mental Health Support For Those Trying To Fit Into Jeans After Lockdown
TIGHT SQEEZE: Mental health experts say there's growing anxiety and uncertainty being felt by those who are trying to wear jeans for the first time since the end of lockdown. "I've been wearing nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the...
Man Who’s ‘Too Scared Of Covid’ To Return To The Office, Has Been Out Partying Every Night This Week
COVID EXCUSE: As many Sydney workers begin returning to their offices, others are trying to continue working from home. Finance worker Carl Roberts has told his boss he's 'worried about covid and would like to keep working remotely.' But separately...
WORRYING TREND: NSW Records Alarming Daily Increase In The Number Of Gym Selfies
NEW OUTBREAK: One day after gyms re-opened in NSW experts are already warning about a concerning new outbreak of gym selfies posted to social media. "We were worried this might happen," NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet told reporters today. "Please exercise...
FREEDOM DAY: Punchbowl Man In Red Ferrari Currently Doing Laps Of Double Bay
VROOM VROOM: Double Bay's streets have roared back to life today, with hundreds of expensive sports cars returning to the harbour side suburb after lockdown. "How good is Freedom Day!?" said one Ferrari driver from Punchbowl in Sydney's west. "I...
Traffic, Crowds & Bad Weather: Calls For ‘Freedom Day’ To Be Renamed ‘Punishment Day’
PUNISHMENT DAY: Residents of Greater Sydney have woken to a shocking new report, showing that Freedom Day is the worst possible day to go out. "Traffic gridlock has immediately surpassed pre-lockdown levels, as every single person heads out at the...