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Local 58 Year Old Man Now Finally Confident Using The Supermarket Self-Checkout
CHECKED OUT: The transition to supermarket self-checkout has happened a little slower for some. Wherever possible, 58 year old Harvey Walker still uses checkout operators to scan his groceries for him. "Or if the supermarket only has self-checkout, I have...
Local Company Attempts To Lure Staff Back Into The Office With A Plate Of Milk Arrowroot Biscuits
WORK PERK: A Sydney firm is pulling out all stops in a desperate bid to encourage staff back into the office. Amid public transport chaos, and soaring petrol prices, the finance company is offering free Arnott's Milk Arrowroot biscuits to...
#BREAKING: PM Makes Shock Appearance At Mardi Gras, In Desperate Bid To Win The Gay Vote
TROUGH MAN: Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Prime Minister has tonight surprised Australia's queer community with a PR stunt, even while he's supposed to be at home in isolation. He's rocked up to the SCG for the Mardi...
“I Can’t Believe A Litre Of Petrol Now Costs $2!” Says Man Who Often Pays $200 For A Litre Of Vodka
PAIN AT THE BOWSER: A Point Piper trust fund recipient is today taking aim at fuel wholesalers and retailers, accusing them of price gouging as tensions rise in Europe. "How is a single litre of petrol worth $2!? asks Michael...
NEW PHOTOS: Labor Leader Visits The Golden Sheaf Hotel After Buying A White Linen Shirt
MEET & GREET: The opposition leader is tonight at the Golden Sheaf Hotel in Sydney's east, as he attempts to shore up votes ahead of the federal election. "Normally I drink at more dingy pubs in the inner west, but...
Marrickville Real Estate Agent Adds ‘Water Views’ To Sign After Today’s Heavy Localised Flooding
BIT RICH: A local real estate agent is moving quickly to take advantage of record rainfall and flash flooding across Sydney's inner west today. Paul Lambert has updated the For Sale sign at 33 Pembroke Rd, Marrickville to include the...
#BREAKING: Someone Managed To Find A Parking Spot At Bondi Beach
SHOULD'VE GOT AN UBER: A Bankstown man says he's been left "dumbfounded" today after finding parking at Bondi Beach. "We'd been circling all the car parks and Bondi's back streets for over an hour," says Noah Peters. "Then all of...
The Tinder Swindler Has Moved To Australia: He’s Staying In Waverley, But Says He Lives In ‘Bondi’
HIGH LIFE: Tinder users in Sydney's east are being urged to be careful after the Tinder Swindler Simon Leviev moved from Israel to Australia. A local real estate agent has told DBT he leased the 31 year old a studio...
Bucks Party Group Chat Falls Silent After Someone Asks ‘Who’s Bringing The Molly?’
STAND OFF: A once thriving WhatsApp bucks party group chat has suddenly fallen quiet. Less than two weeks from the planned party, the group chat has stalled after someone asked 'who's bringing the Molly'? "It's the million dollar question," says...
SUPERMARKET FOOD SHORTAGE: Artisan Bread Enthusiast Forced To Settle For Abbott’s Sourdough Rye
ULTIMATE SACRIFICE: A local artisan bread devotee has felt first-hand the devastating impact of staff shortages which continue to disrupt food supplies to major supermarkets. "I've read news stories about supply chain issues affecting some grocery items, but I never...
