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University Of New South Wales To Begin Offering ‘Bachelor Of Covid Restrictions’
MORE EXPERTS: The University of NSW will become the world's first tertiary institution to offer classes on Covid restrictions. "Our Bachelor of Covid Restrictions Degree is a new and exciting field of study," says UNSW Dean Of Epidemiology Mark Ernest....
Sydney Introvert Feeling Increasingly Anxious About Easing Lockdown Restrictions
A local introvert is calling on the NSW Premier to implement a conservative approach in re-opening NSW. "I'd be keen to stay in isolation to be honest," says Peter Kremer. "The lack of social activity over the past few months...
#BREAKING: Premier Announces Lockdown Is Now Optional In Bondi On Weekend Days Above 25 Degrees
LOCKDOWN LIGHT: The NSW Premier has announced another easing of covid restrictions, making lockdowns optional in Bondi on weekends when the weather is warm and sunny. "Can I just say, we're constantly striving to find the right balance in our...
5km Rule: Lidcombe Man Swaps His WRX For A Mazda So He Can Drive To Bondi Without Getting Stopped By Police
ULTIMATE SACRIFICE: With summer fast approaching, Sydneysiders are have begun flocking to the beaches. Lidcombe's Michael Kone typically makes the 25k drive all the way to Bondi Beach, but this year the 5km rule is making that difficult. "I've tried...
“I’m Scared To Try On My Jeans Again,” A Local Woman Reveals Her Biggest Post Lockdown Anxiety
As NSW residents prepare for a significant easing of lockdown restrictions next month, one Sydney woman is bracing herself for the very real prospect of wearing jeans again. "I've worn nothing but pyjamas and activewear for the last two months,"...
Vaucluse Woman Registers Cleaning Lady As Her Singles Bubble Buddy
COVID HACK: A Sydney woman has found a clever and easy way to clean up 10 weeks of household mess accumulated during lockdown. "I dumped my previous singles buddy and replaced him with my cleaning lady," says Vanessa Walsh. "I'm...
Bondi Tinder Creep Calling For Continuation Of Mandatory Face Masks
INCOGNITO: A Bondi man who goes on up to four Tinder dates per day, says face masks should remain mandatory in all retail and indoor settings. "I love the anonymity I get when I'm wearing a mask," says Julian Kerr....
NSW Premier Announces Staged Rollout Of Haircuts To Begin With Those Aged 16 – 40
The NSW Premier has announced the first stage of the state's staged rollout of professional hair cuts will begin next Monday. "Those aged 16 - 40 years old will be the first age group eligible for hair cuts," says Gladys...
Woollahra Council Announces Only Fully Vaccinated People Can Do The Rose Bay Promenade Walk
VACCINE PRIVILEGE: Woollahra council in Sydney's east has announced tough new public health orders for the exclusive Rose Bay Promenade. From Monday at noon, only fully vaccinated people will be allowed onto the 2km foreshore pathway on New South Head...
Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets The Jab, After Learning Unvaccinated People May Not Be Allowed Into Catalina
For the last 18 months Maddison Keighrey been using her social media platforms to aggressively spruik her strong anti-vax stance. But now the Bondi brow bar owner has had a change of heart. "This morning I booked in for my...
