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Innovative Man Posts Screenshot Of Weather App To Instagram
Instagram followers of Simon Dooley won’t need to check their weather apps today. The 26 year old has taken the ingenious step of sharing a weather app screen shot to Instagram. “I just thought it would be a useful thing...
Police Commissioner Calls For Mandatory Filming Of All Sexual Encounters To Ensure Consent
The NSW Police Commissioner says filming all sexual encounters may be the only truly viable way of avoiding legal complications around sexual consent. "Everyone has a mobile phone," says Mick Fuller. "Hold it yourself, or put it on a tripod...
Police Commissioner Announces Plan To Create Sex Consent Form Within Service NSW App
The NSW Police Commissioner says the Service NSW app is the perfect place to house a sex consent form. "The app has already been instrumental in Covid-19 contact tracing," says Mick Fuller. "We can also now use it to help...
Point Piper Man Blames His Shocking Golf Score On Heavily Fluctuating Crypto Prices
Wildly fluctuating cryptocurrency prices are being blamed for a blowout at Moore Park golf course today. With a handicap of +10, Bryce Jones finished his round 23 strokes over par today. "He spent most of his round looking at his...
Man Using Blow Up Doll In Passenger Seat So He Can Use T2 Lane
A Sydney man claims to have found a legitimate traffic hack which is saving him "hours each week. Paul Fischer is using an inflatable sex doll in his passenger seat so that he can use the T2 transit lane, which...
Man Who’s Lived In Sydney His Entire Life Goes To SCG For Very First Time
A man who has lived about 400m from the SCG for the last 12 years has entered the hallowed stadium for the very first time last night. "I grew up in Sydney, but I'm not into sports so I've never...
Darlinghurst Man Claims He’s Recovered From Mardi Gras After Eating Bowl Of Salad
A weary, brain dead Sydney man says he's now fully recovered from a night of debauchery after deciding to eat salad for lunch today. "It's really important to load your body with super foods," says Bryce Fielding. "Also state of...
Israel Folau Spotted At Mardi Gras Recovery Party, After Dancing Through The Morning
Controversial footballer Israel Folau has partied through the night and morning, celebrating the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The scantily clad 32 year old was photographed dancing at 11.00am at a Mardi Gras recovery party in Surry Hills. "Haha,...
Israel Folau Makes Shock Mardi Gras Appearance In Bid To Win Back Support From Gay Community
Controversial cross code footballer Israel Folau is tonight attempting to keep his hopes alive of returning to the NRL. Dressed in a bondage inspired fairy wing costume, the 32 year old has made a shock appearance at tonight's Mardi Gras...
Fitness First Kings Cross Announces Reopening Of Steam Room Ahead Of Mardi Gras
Fitness First Kings Cross members are expressing relief today after management announced that from Wednesday the gym's steam room will reopen. It's understood to be Sydney's first steam room to become operational as covid restrictions ease, and it comes just...
