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Sydney Real Estate Agent Starter Pack: Everything You Need
Being a real estate agent in Sydney is much harder than it looks, especially if you're working in the eastern suburbs. So DBT has produced this handy starter kit to help you get started. Following this simple guide may even...
Woolworths Now Offering Afterpay For Lettuce Purchases
RELIEF AT THE CHECKOUT: With lettuce prices showing no sign of abating, Woolworths has taken the unprecedented step of offering Afterpay for an individual grocery item. "Retail lettuce prices seem locked in at around $10 a head, at least for...
Local Stoner With 4 Streaming TV Subscriptions, Now Considering Dropping His Health Insurance
PERSONAL FINANCE: A Sydney man with subscriptions to four separate streaming TV services has been forced to reassess his household budget. “I just got Apple TV,” says Greg Willet. “They’ve got some sick crime dramas on at the moment.” The...
Bondi Actor Moves To Byron Because He Knows Someone There Who Knows Chris Hemsworth
BYRON BAE: A Sydney man is taking the next brave step in his fledgling acting career. After completing an acting class at NIDA, Grant Bastion has moved to Byron Bae, to hopefully score an introduction to Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth....
BLACK HOLE: Astronomers Release First Photo Of Sydney Nightlife Taken From Outer Space
INTO THE ABYSS: It sounds like something out of a sci-fi blockbuster, but the latest space discovery is very real. An international team of scientists have released an image of central Sydney at night, taken from outer space. "The black...
Tom Waterhouse Now Offering Cashless Two-Up For Anzac Day
COIN TOSSER: Former bookmaker turned gambling innovator Tom Waterhouse is offering cashless two-up for punters this Anzac Day. "Two up is about celebrating the true Aussie spirit and mateship," says the 36 year old. "Im just making that process much...
Nine Network Announce Plan To Relaunch ‘A Current Affair’ As ‘A Karen Affair’
KAREN AFFAIRS: Channel Nine has announced a major shake-up of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair. From next week, ACA will be known as AKA, or 'A Karen Affair.' "Our show is popular among white, entitled, middle...
New Report Lists Sydney Airport As Australia’s Most Popular Easter Getaway
SHIT SHOW: Sydney airport has been named as Australia's most popular Easter holiday destination, as chronic staff shortages and a flood of travellers cause heavy delays. "Our report shows many travellers are spending more time at Sydney Airport than their...
‘Business Coach’ Filming Selfie Video While Driving, Not Even Going Anywhere
DRIVING FORCE: A self-described 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Ron Millar says at the...