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Western Sydney Warning: Wearing Adidas Tracksuits Does Not Count As Doing Essential Exercise
The NSW Premier has issued a stern warning to residents of Western Sydney, as the city's Covid outbreak grows. "Leaving home in an Adidas tracksuit without any plans to do any actual exercise is a breach of public health orders,"...
Covid Heartbreak: Woman Dumps Boyfriend Because He Lives More Than 10km Away
A Bronte Woman has ended her nine month relationship after new laws requiring residents of Greater Sydney to stay within 10 kilometres from their home. Ayla Rosensweig told her boyfriend they should start seeing other people, because he lives a...
Galavanting Around Bondi All Day Drinking & Being A Muppet, Declared Covid Safe By Government
SPECIAL EXEMPTION: Drunkard random social activity on the streets of Bondi during lockdown has been deemed Covid safe by the NSW Government. "We need to be realistic," says Gladys Berejiklian. "Bondi is a thriving community of trendy extroverts who need...
Police Warning: ‘Wearing Activewear Does Not Count As Doing Exercise’
ACTIVE, WHERE? NSW Police has launched a new campaign aimed at cracking down on people leaving home in activewear without plans on doing any actual exercise. "We're currently overwhelmed dealing with people out pretending to be exercising to avoid fines...