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Paddington woman selling her ticket to tonight’s Olivia Rodrigo concert, after finally realising it’s on in the western suburbs
INCONVENIENT TRUTH: A local woman's long-held dream of seeing Olivia Rodrigo in concert has been dramatically ruined, after she finally realised the event is being held at Qudos Bank Arena at Olympic Park. "I'm a huge Olivia Rodrigo fan," Veronica...
Eastern suburbs man buys tickets to see Oasis in Melbourne so he doesn’t have to deal with the traffic leaving Olympic Park
OASIS HACK: A Double Bay man is taking the unprecedented step of flying to Melbourne, just to avoid the gridlock traffic whenever there's an event on at Sydney Olympic Park. Paul Watts has purchased tickets for his girlfriend and himself...
Sydney woman devastated as her usual barista quits, leaving her to explain her complex coffee order to someone new
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: A Paddington woman has been left reeling after her trusted barista left his job, shattering her morning routine and plunging her into the unthinkable; explaining her coffee order to a different barista. For the last two years...
Double Bay woman spends $25 on an Uber to Kmart, to return a faulty kettle worth $7.50
GIRL MATH: A local woman has been left out of pocket after paying $25 on an Uber to Bondi Junction Kmart, to return a kettle worth only $7.50. Katie Maxwell-Moore says she purchased the kettle on a spontaneous shopping spree...
Man using Bondi Local Loop to find a flatmate who could also maybe one day be his girlfriend
DESPERATE TIMES, DESPERATE MEASURES: A local man is taking advantage of Sydney's rental crisis by renting out his spare room, in a last ditch bid to find a girlfriend. Mark Kennedy posted an ad on Bondi Local Loop asking for...
Discount retailer Target releases ‘Sydney Real Estate Agent’ costume set for Halloween
FRIGHT NIGHT: Have you ever dreamed of working as a Sydney real estate agent? Now you can at least dress like one after discount retailer Target released its Sydney real estate agent costume kit, just in time for Halloween. "So...
Local rev head refusing to believe nobody wants to hear his offensively loud engine and cringe 1990’s techno
NOISE POLLUTION: In a tragic case of delusion, Sydney rev head Ben Ansari remains firmly convinced that everyone is in awe of his souped-up Mercedes AMG A45, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The 32 year old regularly drives from...
Lonely Planet release its new travel guide; ‘Worst Four Places In Sydney, 2024’
PLACES TO AVOID: Travel guide publisher Lonely Planet has released its much anticipated '4 Worst Places In Sydney, 2024,' with Bondi Icebergs sauna taking out the top spot. "It's an extremely dodgy sauna," says the Lonely Planet guide. "It's full...
Low voter turnout in Sydney for local government elections, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking
ROADBLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's local government elections. Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by...
State government announces new metro line running directly between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino
TWO STOP SHOP: Transport NSW has today announced the latest extension of Sydney's growing Metro network. The state government has unveiled plans to construct a new 2.1 billion dollar metro line between Rosehill Racecourse and Crown Casino. "It's about urban...
