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#BREAKING: Woman Casually Holding Bag Of Poo Like It’s No Big Deal

Park goers are this evening watching on in horror, as a dog owner casually holds a bag full of dog shit. "I'm feeling uncomfortable with how long she's been holding it for," says one witness. "She's been waving it around...
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Sydney Woman Uses Today’s Slightly Warmer Weather As Flimsy Excuse To Post A Thirst Trap

HOT GIRL SUMMER: Temperatures are rising in Sydney today, with warm weather, and a glamorous thirst trap instagram carousel. Sydney's Melanie Riley posted four photos of himself today at Malabar Beach. "Great content!" and "Umm hello!!!" were among the comments,...
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Bondi Woman Marks Start Of Summer By Changing Her FB Background Pic To Photo Of Icebergs

HOT GIRL SUMMER: It's that time of the year again for Bondi resident Rachel Smith. For the last six years, in the first week of November, she updates her Facebook background image to a photo of the trendy pool and...
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Mosman woman now wearing activewear full-time, in case she needs to run from a lion

HEAR ME ROAR: Mosman council says it's encouraging local residents to wear active wear at all times. "Recent research found wearing activewear can increase running speeds by up to 1.3 seconds over 100 metres," says the council. It comes a day after...
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Nedd Brockmann Forced To Do Another Charity Run After Finding Out The Cost Of His Bondi Hotel Room

BILLS TO PAY: Certified legend Nedd Brockmann has laced up his runners unexpectedly for the 47th consecutive day. After a gruelling 46 day trip on foot from Perth to Bondi, the 23 year runner had a rude awakening today, learning...
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WARNING: Boomer On The Loose, Attempting Small Talk With Strangers About The Rain

GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid a retiree who is allegedly walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the rain. "The woman is described as friendly, with brown hair and probably around 60 years old," says...
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‘This Place Is So Boring, I Just Got Back From Burning Man,’ Says Man At The Island

BURNER: A local man who recently returned from Burning Man appears to be having trouble adjusting to life at one of Sydney's premier party spots. Mark Harris, of Bondi Junction, admits to telling multiple people on The Island yesterday that...
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Parramatta Eels Announce Its Own Version Of R U OK? Day

NOT OK: After a week of relentless pre-game grand final hype, Eels fans have woken up today to the sobering news that their 36-year premiership drought remains unbroken. "Mentally, it's a lot to take," says Parramatta CEO Jim Sarantinos. "Especially...
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Tennis Legends Lament Parramatta’s Grand Final Loss

BROKEN EELS: Two of the world's best tennis players shed a tear last night after watching the Parramatta Eels lose the NRL grand final. "I felt our backline was a bit flatfooted," says long time Eels fan Roger Federer who...
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Retired Taxi Driver Goes Back To Work, Purely For The Social Activity

FOR THE LOVE OF IT: A lonely 71 year old former cab driver says he's been forced back behind the wheel, but it has nothing to do with money. With a home in Sydney's north and three investment properties, Ray...
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