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Bondi Actor Moves To Byron Because He Knows Someone There Who Knows Chris Hemsworth
BYRON BAE: A Sydney man is taking the next brave step in his fledgling acting career. After completing an acting class at NIDA, Grant Bastion has moved to Byron Bae, to hopefully score an introduction to Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth....
BLACK HOLE: Astronomers Release First Photo Of Sydney Nightlife Taken From Outer Space
INTO THE ABYSS: It sounds like something out of a sci-fi blockbuster, but the latest space discovery is very real. An international team of scientists have released an image of central Sydney at night, taken from outer space. "The black...
Tom Waterhouse Now Offering Cashless Two-Up For Anzac Day
COIN TOSSER: Former bookmaker turned gambling innovator Tom Waterhouse is offering cashless two-up for punters this Anzac Day. "Two up is about celebrating the true Aussie spirit and mateship," says the 36 year old. "Im just making that process much...
New Report Lists Sydney Airport As Australia’s Most Popular Easter Getaway
SHIT SHOW: Sydney airport has been named as Australia's most popular Easter holiday destination, as chronic staff shortages and a flood of travellers cause heavy delays. "Our report shows many travellers are spending more time at Sydney Airport than their...
‘Business Coach’ Filming Selfie Video While Driving, Not Even Going Anywhere
DRIVING FORCE: A self-described 'business coach' is using a camera mounted to his dashboard to film selfie videos while driving, in a desperate bid to seem busy. "I just thought I'd jump on here quickly," Ron Millar says at the...
VOTE BUYING: PM Passes New Laws Allowing 4WD’s To Park In Eastern Suburbs Loading Zones
ELECTION SWEETENER: Drivers of four-wheel drives and other off road vehicles in Sydney's east will be allowed to park in loading zones, under new laws passed last week. "The federal government is committed to making life easier for owners of...
Local Cannabis Users Call For A Ban On Music With Siren Sounds In It
SMOKE ALARM: A coalition of Sydney marijuana users have launched a campaign to outlaw siren-like noises in music. The motorists say the music can trigger heavy paranoia, which in turn leads to increased danger at the wheel. "Every time I...
Local 58 Year Old Man Now Finally Confident Using The Supermarket Self-Checkout
CHECKED OUT: The transition to supermarket self-checkout has happened a little slower for some. Wherever possible, 58 year old Harvey Walker still uses checkout operators to scan his groceries for him. "Or if the supermarket only has self-checkout, I have...
