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Fitness First Kings Cross Announces Reopening Of Steam Room Ahead Of Mardi Gras
Fitness First Kings Cross members are expressing relief today after management announced that from Wednesday the gym's steam room will reopen. It's understood to be Sydney's first steam room to become operational as covid restrictions ease, and it comes just...
NSW Man Still Wearing Mask After Zero Infections In 40 Days, Clearly Just Avoiding Social Activity
A Sydney man has admitted that his move to continue wearing a face mask has nothing to do with covid-19. "It's just a great way to avoid having to talk to people I bump into on the street," says Marc...
#BREAKING: NSW Premier’s Ex-Boyfriend Appointed New CEO Of Crown Casino
The NSW Premier is under fire today, after her ex-boyfriend - former liberal politician Daryl Maguire - was appointed the new CEO of Crown Resorts. "How convenient," says opposition leader Jodi McKay. "She's helping her dodgy ex-boyfriend, while at the...
Darlinghurst Man Wipes 6 Seconds Off Morning Run After Switching To Skintight Lycra Bodysuit
A local man has smashed his personal best time for his morning run by wearing a skin tight lycra body suit. "I've only ever worn this type of thing while out clubbing," Jamie Curtis joked. "I love it." The media...
Bondi Man Buys North Face Puffer Vest Ahead Of Weekend Trip To Blue Mountains
A Sydney man has splashed out $375 on a vest made by popular adventure clothing brand The North Face. “I need it for a trip to the Blue Mountains, it gets pretty cold there, even in summer" Michael Bruce told...
#BREAKING: Crown’s Barangaroo Project To Be Converted Into Public Housing For The Homeless
It was built to be Sydney's newest luxury playground for the rich and famous, but it will ended up as accomodation for those most in need. Today the state government has announced the James Packer backed $2.2 billion Crown Towers...
Eastern Suburbs Cafe Begins Selling Lines Of Coffee Powder
Coffee culture has taken a potentially dangerous step closer to illicit drug use, as a Bondi cafe begins selling lines of coffee. "We are combining two of Sydney's favourite activities into one fun and energising experience," says Jimmy Dillon, the...
Sydney Men Join #MeToo Movement To Protest Non-Consensual Cuddling After Sex
A group of disgruntled Sydney men have joined the #MeToo movement. They're taking a stand against their partners, who are allegedly forcing them into cuddling after sex. "Enough is enough," says group leader Tom Issacs. "Just because we've had sex,...
Confectionary Maker Allen’s To Stop Producing Teeth Lollies “As They’re Offensive To Souths Fans”
Australian confectionary brand Allen's has today announced that from next month it will stop producing Teeth lollies. "We are doing this out of respect to Souths Rugby League fans, who have among the highest rates of dental decay in the...
Man Wearing ‘Thrills’ T-shirt Probably Just Going To Chill At Home Tonight
Appearances can be deceiving. A Sydney man wearing a 'Thrills' branded t-shirt on a beautiful Saturday in the height of summer is probably just going to chill at home tonight. "I've got some paperwork to catch up on," says local...
