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Chopsticks To Replace Cutlery At NSW Labor Canteen
The NSW branch of the Labor Party has announced that chopsticks will replace cutlery in the canteen of its Sussex Street headquarters. "This is a step in the right direction," says NSW ALP Leader Jodi McKay. "Staff will still be...
Greens Condemn NSW Labor For Accepting $100k Cash Donation In Plastic Bag
The Greens are lashing out at NSW Labor MP's for accepting $100,000 from a Chinese donor in an Aldi plastic bag. "This underscores Labor's weak environmental credentials," says Greens leader Richard Di Natale. "Labor should only be using paper bags...
#BREAKING: Israel Folau Launches New Political Party; ‘Keep Sydney Closed’
Sacked Wallabies star Israel Folau has announced the next phase of his career. "I'm officially finished with rugby," he told Double Bay Today. "I'm now fully dedicated to fight for what I believe in." The staunch Christian is already in...
Light Rail Contractor Bitterly Upset Over Lengthy Delays To His Uber Eats Delivery
A contractor working on Sydney's light rail project has lashed out at Uber Eats today over lengthy delays in delivering his lunch. Ravi Rocco says he ordered food for four people at the work site at 12.20pm. "On the app...
Tom Waterhouse Honoured In Annual Queen’s Birthday Awards
Racing identity Tom Waterhouse is among nearly a thousand Australians to be honoured in Queen's Birthday ceremonies around the country. Waterhouse will receive the Companion of the Order of Australia 'for eminent service to gambling and sharing his knowledge via...
Disgruntled Boyfriend Forced To Wait In Long Lines At Vivid
"This is bullshit," he said. "Colourful lights just don't do it for me." A disgruntled Sydney man has lashed out at his girlfriend at Vivid Sydney last night. Thirty-one year old Tom Phipps was forced by his girlfriend Elysse...
‘Business Coach’ Takes Short Break From Filming Selfie Videos To Actually Do Some Work
A self-described business coach, motivational speaker, influencer and thought leader is taking a short break from producing selfie videos on his mobile phone. "I've got an actual client!" exclaims Rodd Kidd. "Well, I've got a potential actual client." The 37...
No Name Politician Now Sydney’s Most Recognisable Face: Report
A ground breaking study has identified the most recognisable faces in Sydney, and there are a few surprises. "Even with zero actual political experience, the Liberal Candidate for Wentworth Dave Sharma has taken out the top spot," says report author...
Vegan Protestor Upset Today’s Weather Was Too Hot To Wear A Beanie
A vegan protestor is expressing frustration with today's warmer than normal autumn weather in New South Wales. Jeremy Haber was among a group of nine activists who locked themselves onto a Goulburn slaughterhouse this morning. "It was already 20 degrees...
Mike Baird To Re-Enter Politics As Candidate For Keep Sydney Open Party
The man who implemented Sydney's controversial lock out laws as NSW Premier is now vowing to have them removed. Alongside his full time role as Chief Customer Officer at National Australia Bank, Mike Baird has now joined the anti-lockout Keep...
