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“I Can’t Believe A Litre Of Petrol Now Costs $2!” Says Man Who Often Pays $200 For A Litre Of Vodka
PAIN AT THE BOWSER: A Point Piper trust fund recipient is today taking aim at fuel wholesalers and retailers, accusing them of price gouging as tensions rise in Europe. "How is a single litre of petrol worth $2!? asks Michael...
NEW PHOTOS: Labor Leader Visits The Golden Sheaf Hotel After Buying A White Linen Shirt
MEET & GREET: The opposition leader is tonight at the Golden Sheaf Hotel in Sydney's east, as he attempts to shore up votes ahead of the federal election. "Normally I drink at more dingy pubs in the inner west, but...
Marrickville Real Estate Agent Adds ‘Water Views’ To Sign After Today’s Heavy Localised Flooding
BIT RICH: A local real estate agent is moving quickly to take advantage of record rainfall and flash flooding across Sydney's inner west today. Paul Lambert has updated the For Sale sign at 33 Pembroke Rd, Marrickville to include the...
#BREAKING: Someone Managed To Find A Parking Spot At Bondi Beach
SHOULD'VE GOT AN UBER: A Bankstown man says he's been left "dumbfounded" today after finding parking at Bondi Beach. "We'd been circling all the car parks and Bondi's back streets for over an hour," says Noah Peters. "Then all of...
The Tinder Swindler Has Moved To Australia: He’s Staying In Waverley, But Says He Lives In ‘Bondi’
HIGH LIFE: Tinder users in Sydney's east are being urged to be careful after the Tinder Swindler Simon Leviev moved from Israel to Australia. A local real estate agent has told DBT he leased the 31 year old a studio...
Bucks Party Group Chat Falls Silent After Someone Asks ‘Who’s Bringing The Molly?’
STAND OFF: A once thriving WhatsApp bucks party group chat has suddenly fallen quiet. Less than two weeks from the planned party, the group chat has stalled after someone asked 'who's bringing the Molly'? "It's the million dollar question," says...
SUPERMARKET FOOD SHORTAGE: Artisan Bread Enthusiast Forced To Settle For Abbott’s Sourdough Rye
ULTIMATE SACRIFICE: A local artisan bread devotee has felt first-hand the devastating impact of staff shortages which continue to disrupt food supplies to major supermarkets. "I've read news stories about supply chain issues affecting some grocery items, but I never...
Friends Strike Agreement To Always Like Each Other’s Instagram Posts, Even If They’re Lame
QUID PRO QUO: After weeks of negotiation, Julie Duleil and Simone Dias have come to an in principle agreement to always like each other's instagram posts. "It's nice to know I can post absolute garbage and still get some level...
#BREAKING: NSW Police Fine Man For Not Wearing Face Mask Into Service Station
CRACK DOWN: The NSW Premier has issued a reminder for all consumers to adhere to current public health orders by always wearing a face mask into indoor retail premises. "Please, everyone in NSW needs to cover up," says NSW Premier...
Rose Bay Woman Finally Feels First Impact Of Covid, As Chargrill Charlie’s Runs Out Of Roast Chicken
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: An eastern suburbs woman shopping for tonight's dinner has been exposed to the hurt and suffering of the pandemic for the very first time. Sandra Turner was devastated to learn that supply chain issues had led Chargrill...
