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Misleading & deceptive: Bondi Junction man claiming to live in ‘Bondi’
IMPOSTER: It’s the one question Jye Coulman always loves being asked: "Where do you live?" His answer always comes quickly and enthusiastically: "I live in Bondi." But an investigation by DBT has revealed the 29 year old actually lives more...
Friend With Man Bun Spends Entire Dinner Talking About How He Knows A Better Restaurant
SO SYDNEY: A night out to catch up with friends over dinner last night somehow morphed into a brutal forum of petty one-upmanship. Mark Casen and his girlfriend invited his old friend Daniel Hodge on a double date to Mimi's...
Waverley Council Launch Crisis Helpline For Drivers Who Fail To Find Parking At Bondi Beach
ROAD RAGE: Waverley council says it noticed a spike in road rage incidents around Bondi today, as virtually every muppet in Sydney headed to the beach. "That's why we've launched a new crisis helpline, to support those who've spent hours...
#BREAKING: Woman Casually Holding Bag Of Poo Like It’s No Big Deal
Park goers are this evening watching on in horror, as a dog owner casually holds a bag full of dog shit. "I'm feeling uncomfortable with how long she's been holding it for," says one witness. "She's been waving it around...
Sydney Woman Uses Today’s Slightly Warmer Weather As Flimsy Excuse To Post A Thirst Trap
HOT GIRL SUMMER: Temperatures are rising in Sydney today, with warm weather, and a glamorous thirst trap instagram carousel. Sydney's Melanie Riley posted four photos of himself today at Malabar Beach. "Great content!" and "Umm hello!!!" were among the comments,...
Mosman woman now wearing activewear full-time, in case she needs to run from a lion
HEAR ME ROAR: Mosman council says it's encouraging local residents to wear active wear at all times. "Recent research found wearing activewear can increase running speeds by up to 1.3 seconds over 100 metres," says the council. It comes a day after...
Nedd Brockmann Forced To Do Another Charity Run After Finding Out The Cost Of His Bondi Hotel Room
BILLS TO PAY: Certified legend Nedd Brockmann has laced up his runners unexpectedly for the 47th consecutive day. After a gruelling 46 day trip on foot from Perth to Bondi, the 23 year runner had a rude awakening today, learning...
WARNING: Boomer On The Loose, Attempting Small Talk With Strangers About The Rain
GOOD CHAT: Sydney-siders are being advised to avoid a retiree who is allegedly walking around trying to engage strangers in conversation about the rain. "The woman is described as friendly, with brown hair and probably around 60 years old," says...
‘This Place Is So Boring, I Just Got Back From Burning Man,’ Says Man At The Island
BURNER: A local man who recently returned from Burning Man appears to be having trouble adjusting to life at one of Sydney's premier party spots. Mark Harris, of Bondi Junction, admits to telling multiple people on The Island yesterday that...
Parramatta Eels Announce Its Own Version Of R U OK? Day
NOT OK: After a week of relentless pre-game grand final hype, Eels fans have woken up today to the sobering news that their 36-year premiership drought remains unbroken. "Mentally, it's a lot to take," says Parramatta CEO Jim Sarantinos. "Especially...
