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Young couple’s relationship enters serious phase with first visit to the Moore Park Supa Centre
"This isn't just any shopping trip!" they say. RELATIONSHIP GOALS: Local couple Alex Turner and Emily Watson have taken a monumental step in their 12 month relationship: their first visit to the Supa Centre at Moore Park. The pair, who've...
Sydney offices record spike in weather related banter, as it was both ‘sweltering yesterday’ and ‘so stormy,’ today
QUALITY BANTER: Fast changing weather conditions have triggered a wave of generic weather related conversations across Sydney workplaces. Office banter surged this afternoon amid warnings of a thunderstorm and heavy rain. But yesterday, a heatwave sparked warnings of blackouts. "Wow,...
Bondi Beach outdoor gym now rejecting anyone with more than 5% body fat
LEAN & MEAN: Bondi Beach outdoor gym is no longer freely accessible to all members of the public, under new rules announced today by the local council. Before gaining entry, gym goers will be subject to a skinfold caliper test...
Local billionaires spend entire day at Westfield Bondi Junction, to save on home air conditioning costs
COLD COMFORT: In an unexpected display of thriftiness, some of Sydney's wealthiest residents are spending the entire day at Westfield Bondi Junction. As Sydney swelters on the hottest day since November 2020, several billionaires are camping out in the shopping...
Woolworths introduces $20 entry fee for Sydney stores, as crowds flock to air-conditioned stores
AIR CON: Woolworths shoppers in Sydney are set to pay even more for their groceries today. The supermarket giant has introduced an unprecedented $20 entry fee, as temperatures soar. "We're expecting much bigger crowds than normal today as shoppers escape...
RENTAL CRISIS WORSENS: Local man now offering to rent out his apartment for two hours while he goes to the Bondi Markets
SHORT-TERM RENTAL: Sydney's rental crisis appears to be escalating, with one Bondi homeowner advertising to rent out his one bedroom unit on an hourly basis. "My sun-filled apartment is available for rent this Sunday while my wife and I go...
Groom at Vaucluse wedding gives special thanks to guests who travelled “all the way from Maroubra”
DESTINATION WEDDING: A groom at a lavish Vaucluse wedding today has left guests feeling a mix of awe and disbelief as he gave special thanks to those who'd traveled "all the way from Maroubra." "A heartfelt thanks to those who...
“Wow, I completely forgot we had trains”: Eastern suburbs residents react to news of train strike
ZERO CARE FACTOR: It’s been called the worst shutdown on the rail network in living memory, with millions of passengers facing disruption if it goes ahead on Friday. But news of the impending train strike is causing little concern to...
Unemployed Bankstown man who drove a Ferrari all the way to Double Bay for a coffee at White Rabbit, later revealed to be on a test drive
BIG SHOT: A Bankstown man has made a Bold appearance this morning at the popular White Rabbit Cafe. Mark Haddad parked the red Ferrari he was driving in pole position outside the cafe for maximum exposure. Witnesses say he got...
Rent money is dead money!” explains owner of $10 million Bondi Beach apartment, purchased by his daddy
OWNER OCCUPIER: As the rental crisis continues, a local man has been attempting to enlighten his friends about Sydney's property market. "Guys if you're still renting, you're literally throwing money down the toilet," Marcus Tanner-Montague said. "Renting prices will always...
