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Personal Trainer Now Holding Sessions In Coles To Allow For Groups Larger Than Two
EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS: Personal trainers say they've been devastated by new public health orders in Greater Sydney restricting exercise to groups of two. But one local trainer has found a loop hole. Jeremy Leonard has begun holding sessions within Bondi...
Covid Breach: Police Uncover Illegal Hairdressing Racket Operating In Sydney’s East
RAZOR GANG: Police have shut down a covert and temporary hairdressing operation set up in an unused warehouse in Surry Hills. "This underground salon was established in defiance of public health orders," says Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. "Fines have been...
NSW Premier Reveals Hundreds Of Young Liberal Members ‘Accidentally’ Got The Pfizer Jab
The NSW Premier says an investigation is underway into how more than 280 Young Liberal members received the Pfizer jab, despite being under 40 years old and not eligible. "These vaccinations happened by mistake," says Gladys Berejiklian. "We thought we...
Aged Care Worker Enrols As Student At St Joseph’s College In Desperate Bid To Get Vaccinated
JABS FOR THE BOYS: A Sydney aged care worker has announced a bold plan to head back to high school. 27 year old Phil Pence has enrolled as a year 12 student at St Joseph's College, in a desperate attempt...
Galavanting Around Bondi All Day Drinking & Being A Muppet, Declared Covid Safe By Government
SPECIAL EXEMPTION: Drunkard random social activity on the streets of Bondi during lockdown has been deemed Covid safe by the NSW Government. "We need to be realistic," says Gladys Berejiklian. "Bondi is a thriving community of trendy extroverts who need...
Kings Cross Heroin Injecting Room Now Also Offering The AstraZeneca Jab
The AstraZeneca vaccine is being made available to even more Australians, under a new NSW Government public health initiative. The Premier today announced that from next Monday, Kings Cross heroin injecting room will be included in the NSW vaccine rollout....
Police Warning: ‘Wearing Activewear Does Not Count As Doing Exercise’
ACTIVE, WHERE? NSW Police has launched a new campaign aimed at cracking down on people leaving home in activewear without plans on doing any actual exercise. "We're currently overwhelmed dealing with people out pretending to be exercising to avoid fines...
Nude Sunbathers Appeal Fine, Arguing Running From Deer Counts As Exercise
GOOD CARDIO: Two nude sunbathers are appealing a $1000 fine, by claiming that running from deer counts as exercise. The two men breached lockdown orders yesterday by getting lost in the bush, needing to be rescued separately. They say they...
Worrying Sign: NSW Premier Fronts Daily Covid Briefing Wearing North Face Jacket
The NSW Premier has today worn a North Face jacket at her daily Covid-19 update press conference. Gladys Berejiklian denies the clothing choice was influenced by her Victorian counterpart Dan Andrews, who often wore a similar jacket when Melbourne was...
“Essential Oils, Not Essential,” Warns NSW Health Minister
Multi-level marketers around the state are reacting angrily to the NSW government's announcement today that essential oils do not qualify as essential goods. "Leaving home to buy essential oils is not permitted in any circumstances," says Brad Hazzard. "Just because...
